07/27/2026
I know, I know—another Tina post. But before you start accusing us of bias, hear us out: today is officially Tina’s Birthday, AND her peers just voted her Office-Side Employee of the Month!
Coincidence? We think not. Cosmic destiny? Most likely.
Let’s be honest, Tina is the unsung glue holding this entire operation together. Whether she’s solving impossible problems, keeping the office running like a finely tuned machine, or single-handedly making sure the good snacks don't disappear in 3.5 seconds, she is our undisputed superstar.
So, if you see Tina today, please do the following:
Wish her a Happy Birthday. 🎂
Bow down slightly in honor of her EOTM crown. 👑
Attempt to steal 5% of her productivity (it’s contagious, we tested it).
Happy Birthday, Tina! Thank you for being the absolute legend of the office-side. We’d literally be lost without you (and probably locked out of the building). Drop your favorite Tina stories or birthday wishes in the comments! 👇