EDR Family Septic Inspections

09/05/2026

Great work trip today! Dans offshore inspection team did it again!

The tuna was a whopping 9½ feet long and approximately 700 pounds!

Lots of squid, lots of laughs, and a great time had by all!
Not a bad day at the “office!”

Thank you for attending guys!

09/04/2026

What makes YOU like Tim “The Tool Man” or Dan “The Septic Man”?
Is it…

🔧 Your love of tools?
🚜 Big machines & MORE POWER?
🔨 Always having a project going?
🏕️ Camping & RV vacations?
🛠️ Fixing things that probably weren’t broken? 😂
🧰 Buying a new tool because you “need it for work”?
😏 Or that famous ARRR ARRR ARRR!

Tell us in the comments — what brings out your inner Tool Man? 😂

Around here, we just call him Dan the Septic Man! 💩🔧

08/27/2026

Thank you, Josh!

08/22/2026

Last seen roaming New Hampshire with a probe, a camera, and a shovel.

His crimes include:
- Giving thorough septic evaluations
- Telling homeowners what they need to know, not what they want to hear
- Hunting down mystery pipes
- Protecting buyers from some seriously crappy surprises

WARNING: If spotted, DO NOT attempt to distract him with like words “We’ve never had a problem.” He WILL find it.

REWARD: Peace of mind and a septic system you actually understand.

📞 To book this outlaw, you’ll have to go through his wife…
Call Lynn — The Septic Sheriff.
Because somebody has to keep this cowboy’s schedule under control!

EDR & Family Septic Inspections

08/20/2026

08/16/2026

"Talk amongst yourselves... we'll give you a topic... RISERS." 😄

Now that you've had a chance to discuss it...

A septic riser gives you quick access to your tank for inspections, pumping, and emergencies. No more guessing where the tank is. No more paying someone to dig it up every time it needs service.

It's one of those upgrades you don't appreciate... until you need it.

Install it once. Thank yourself for years.

08/06/2026

Lights... Camera... Septic!
Around EDR & Family, Dan has earned a new nickname...

"Dan The Camera Man."

From sewer lines and septic systems to roof vents, leach field vents, and even a recent fire hydrant line inspection... if there's a pipe, Dan's probably putting a camera through it.

Because guessing is expensive.

Seeing the problem? That's priceless.

Need answers instead of assumptions?

Call Dan The Camera Man.

EDR & Family Septic Inspections

08/04/2026

This is the first time we've taken more than a week off in six years...
And it was worth every second.

We were blessed to spend precious time with our daughter and witness the arrival of our very first grandchild.

💗 Welcome to the world, Lucy Travis Cesarano! 💗

Our hearts are full, and we're soaking up every minute of this incredible new chapter.

Don't worry... our newest EDR & Family Septic Inspections team member has officially arrived! She's a little too young to run the camera or write reports, but she's already stolen the hearts of the entire family. 🥰

Thank you to all of our amazing clients, real estate partners, and friends for your patience while we took this once-in-a-lifetime family break. We will be back Thursday, refreshed, grateful, and ready to get back to helping you with your septic inspection needs.

07/29/2026

Because 4,000 PSI doesn't leave many places to hide.

Grease.
Roots.
Sludge.
Wipes.
Years of buildup...

We'll send them all floating downstream.

EDR & Family Septic Inspections LLC
Hydro Jetting • Camera Inspections • Septic Services