Wildlife X Team SE Michigan

06/05/2026

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06/04/2026

Happy Thursday friends!

06/04/2026

06/03/2026

Mice might be small, but they are sure able to make a big mess.

06/02/2026

In this day and age, you would be quick to assume this is AI but nope this is a real raccoon striking quite the pose!

06/01/2026

🚨 COMMUNITY ALERT: AIR THIEF ON THE LOOSE 🚨

Residents are urged to remain vigilant after a shocking crime spree struck our shop this weekend.

Between 5:22 AM and 5:30 AM on Sunday, an unknown suspect stole the air from five of our work trucks, making off with an estimated several hundred gallons of premium, locally sourced Michigan air.

As a nuisance wildlife company, we're accustomed to dealing with raccoons, mice, bats, and unhinged squirrels. Never did we expect our newest nuisance animal to be whatever species steals air from tires.

What's most confusing is that we're directly next to Mug and Bopp's. If the suspect was experiencing an air shortage, we could've pointed them in the right direction.

At this time, the Wildlife X Team Air Crimes Unit has been assembled. Detectives are pursuing several leads and have reason to believe the suspect may be storing the stolen air in a garage, basement, or unusually inflated bounce house.

Witnesses should be on the lookout for individuals displaying any of the following behaviors:

• Excessive tire inflation
• Breathing suspiciously deeply
• Refusing to answer questions about where they got their air

We are also working closely with the Air Police, who assure us they always get their man... eventually. They just have to sift through a lot of hot air first.

As a wildlife company, we have a vast network of informants throughout the community. Local squirrels, raccoons, and several highly motivated woodpeckers have been alerted and are assisting with the investigation.

Thankfully, no animals were harmed during the incident, though several trucks are currently attending counseling.

Keep your tires safe, neighbors. Hug your valve stems. Check on your air pressure. Lock up your air before it's too late.

If anyone has information leading to the recovery of our stolen air, please contact us immediately. No questions asked.

We just want it home.

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05/28/2026

Happy Thursday! Hope everyone is having a great week.

Wildlife X Team® Southeast Michigan is a family-owned and oriented business that is leading the industry in humane wildlife control and removal.

05/27/2026

Another day of keeping clients and their homes safe from critter invasion. Huge shoutout to our hardworking techs.