Not Your Wifey LLC

06/22/2025

🌞☀️ SUMMER SPECIAL — LIMITED TIME OFFER! ☀️🌞

Not Your Wifey is bringing back the fan favorite — but only for a short time!

🎯 $199 SUMMER PACKAGE
✅ 2 visits
✅ 2 hours per visit
✅ Tailored to YOUR home’s needs

💁‍♀️ Whether you need:
• Light cleaning
• Organizing & decluttering
• Laundry help
• Meal prep
• Errands
• Or just someone to knock out your to-do list...

I show up — you breathe easier.

💥 This special runs NOW through July 15th!
💥 LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE — first come, first served!

📲 DM me to reserve your spot before the schedule fills up!

✨ Serving Kitsap County ✨

Because sometimes… you just need a wife (without the commitment 😉)



💎 Optional Add-Ons (Can be added to your Summer Special):

✨ Extra Time — $45/hour (if you need a little more time for bigger projects)

✨ Deep Cleaning Focus — $25
(adds extra detail to appliances, baseboards, bathrooms, or special areas)

✨ Home Reset Package — $45
(full fridge wipe down, pantry tidy-up, fresh bed linens, trash out — full home refresh)

⚠️ All add-ons are limited to availability and must be scheduled ahead of time.

06/11/2025

✈️ Vacation coming up? I've got you covered! 🌿🐾🏡

Whether you're heading out for a quick weekend getaway or a long summer vacation, Not Your Wifey offers reliable, trustworthy services right here in Kitsap County to give you peace of mind while you're away:

✨ House Sitting – Keep your home safe, tidy, and lived-in while you're gone.
✨ Pet Sitting – Daily walks, feedings, snuggles, and lots of love for your fur babies.
✨ Plant Care – Your indoor jungle will stay green and happy until you return!

🌞 You relax. I handle the rest.

📅 Booking early ensures your spot — summer fills up fast!

📲 Message me to reserve your dates or ask any questions.

Because let’s be real — coming home to a happy pet, thriving plants, and a well-cared-for house is the real vacation.

05/19/2025

AMAZING PERSONAL ASSISTANT SERVICES

Are you drowning in details? Let me take it from here.

Whether it’s your inbox, your calendar, or your ever-growing to-do list that’s giving you a headache, Not Your Wifey is here to be your behind-the-scenes secret weapon.

✨ I offer professional personal assistant services designed to make your life run smoother and your stress melt away.

Here’s what I bring to your table (or desk):
🖥️ Organized and efficient support with email, scheduling, and digital file management
📊 Confident in Microsoft Office, Google Suite, and basic systems support
🧠 Quick-thinking, tech-savvy problem solving for your day-to-day needs
📌 Research, reminders, appointment-setting, and travel or event prep
💼 A polished, trustworthy professional who gets things done with discretion and grace

You stay focused on what matters most. I’ll handle the background buzz.

Need help weekly, monthly, or just when things get hectic? I’m flexible, dependable, and already halfway through color-coding your calendar (kidding… unless you want that 😉).

📩 DM me to get started—because you deserve support that actually supports you.

05/12/2025

Need a Girl Who Can Do It All (While You’re Away)? 💋

Whether you're jetting off on vacation or just heading out for the weekend, you shouldn’t have to worry about your home, your pets, or your precious houseplants.

Not Your Wifey offers:
🐾 Pet Sitting – Belly rubs, potty breaks, walks, cuddles... all the love without the kennel stress.
🏡 House Sitting – Someone to bring in the mail, rotate the lights, and make it look like someone’s home (because someone fabulous is).
🌿 Plant Care – Yes, I will talk to your plants. And yes, they’ll thrive while you’re gone.

Because peace of mind is sexy—and so is coming home to everything just the way you left it. 💅

📍 Locally based.
📅 Booking up fast—message to reserve your dates!

We offer so much more, for a full list of services, customer testimonials, and pricing, check out www.NotYourWifey.com

05/09/2025

Overstuffed. Underloved. That closet needs a glow-up—and I’m your girl.

Let’s declutter, organize, and breathe fresh life into your space so you can actually find that favorite shirt again.

Closet Cleanouts starting at 2 hours.

Because you deserve better than chaos in the morning.

05/08/2025

Imagine walking through your front door after a long day…
✨ The house is clean.
🍽 Dinner’s ready.
🕯 The vibe? Peaceful. Cozy. Effortless.

That’s what I do.

I’m Lindsey with Not Your Wifey In-Home Services, and I help hardworking folks come home to exactly what they need—a calm, beautiful space and a hot, home-cooked meal. No stress. No mess. No “what’s for dinner?” panic.

Whether you’re juggling work, kids, deployments, or just life in general—I’ve got you.
Let me handle the details so you can enjoy your home again.

💬 Message me for availability or check out services at:
👉 www.notyourwifey.com

05/08/2025

TOILET BOWL CLEANING HACK you never knew you needed
Want your throne to sparkle like it’s fit for a queen?
Here’s a dirty little secret to get the water out of the bowl so you can deep clean like a 1950s housewife (but hotter).

Watch the quick tip here:
https://youtube.com/shorts/wSj9IxOOURE?feature=share

💋 Brought to you by Not Your Wifey — making homes shine without the ring (on your finger or in the toilet).
Serving Kitsap County & surrounding areas
Book your service: www.notyourwifey.com

05/07/2025

If your pantry looks like a tornado met a snack aisle, I’ve got you.

Organized shelves = peaceful cooking. Let’s turn your kitchen into a Pinterest-worthy masterpiece.

Book me for Pantry & Kitchen Organization and let's tidy up those shelves!

05/05/2025

Before you toss that dryer sheet... wait up, babe!
It’s got one more job before it hits the trash

Use it to dust your shelves, baseboards, or even your car dashboard—it grabs dust and smells fresh while doing it.
This quick little hack is eco-friendly, cost-free, and totally wifey-level smart (without needing a ring).

Want the full scoop on this clever cleaning tip?
Read the blog here:
https://www.notyourwifey.com/dont-toss-that-dryer-sheet-yet-a-clever-dusting-hack-youll-love/

Because at Not Your Wifey, we don’t waste anything… except time waiting for men to fold laundry

If you’re anything like me, you love finding smart ways to make your home sparkle without spending extra time or money. Today, I’m sharing one of my favorite

05/02/2025

ATTENTION BUSY SINGLES, STRESSED PROFESSIONALS, & OVERWHELMED HUMANS

Are you tired of coming home to chaos instead of calm?
Want your home to feel like someone actually cares about the details (without needing to get married to make it happen)?

I'm Not Your Wifey — but I’ll treat your home like it’s my own.

Think:
✔️ Sparkling kitchens
✔️ Organized closets
✔️ Meal prep you didn’t lift a finger for
✔️ A woman’s touch, without the commitment 😉

From cleaning and cooking to organizing and errands, I do it all—with skill, style, and a little sass.
Serving Kitsap, Pierce & King County
Hourly rates available | Weekly, biweekly & custom services

Now booking new clients! Limited slots available.

DM me or visit www.NotYourWifey.com to claim your spot.

Because let's face it... your mom’s too far away and your days aren't getting any longer.

Let me handle the mess—you handle the rest.

04/28/2025

Tired of wasting money on paper towels and wipes? 🌍
I just posted a super easy DIY hack that will save you cash and help the planet! ♻️✨

Instead of tossing out those old, worn towels, you can turn them into reusable cleaning rags — in just a few minutes. They're way more absorbent than paper towels and way kinder on your budget (and the Earth). 🌱

I walk you through the whole simple process in my latest blog + video — you don’t need anything fancy! (Dollar Tree fans, this one’s for you! 😉)

👉 Check it out here: https://www.notyourwifey.com/diy-cleaning-rags-repurpose-old-towels-and-cut-down-on-paper-waste/

Give your old towels a second life and make cleaning easier, cheaper, and greener! 💖

If you find it helpful, give it a share!

Let's be honest — we all have that one closet with towels that have seen better days. Frayed edges, bleach spots, mystery stains (hey, no judgment)... you