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EDSAdness 2.3 million cars pass EDSA everyday. The collective sadness concentrated on this road is just soul crushing — millions of people all alone, together. Of course.

2.3 million cars pass EDSA every single day. If our math is correct, with an average of 2.5 people inside these cars, that would mean AN UNFATHOMABLE NUMBER of people over the course of one year. And that's just ONE year. Barring a plague like catastrophe, this number would only grow as each year progresses. And that's still not counting those people riding buses and commuting either. Stop and thi

nk about that for a second. Day in and day out, millions upon millions of sad, broken, and lonely fools trudge the whole stretch of EDSA, muttering under their breaths while trying to avoid perverts who grope asses and the pickpockets who grope wallets. All of these already gigantic hassles and what do they get on top of it? The reddest cherry of MORE DISAPPOINTMENT. Now imagine the collective sadness concentrated on this road. If all those people would sigh in unison, even the statue of Our Lady Peace would start bawling like a baby. Imagine, Rodrigo Duterte uncontrollably crying all the way from Davao upon hearing this sad wave of people - which is US if we needed to remind you - as their despondent sigh rolled all the way through Mindanao, and just completely washing the whole country like a feels tsunami, and leveling everything in its path in to a slag heap of dismal broken hearts. Soul crushing wouldn't even come close to describing the whole scene. All these millions, nay, billions of people - all sad, pathetic and broken. Completely alone with each other, together. This is where sadness came to live and raise its children, the whole of Manila and beyond. Welcome to EDSA.

Walang pumipigil sayo umihi sa swimming pool.
23/09/2023

Walang pumipigil sayo umihi sa swimming pool.

since nandiyan na ulit ang Mow's
16/06/2022

since nandiyan na ulit ang Mow's

Mow's

"Who needs a Lamborghini cruisin' through EDSA,And by "cruisin'" I mean goin' 25"
16/09/2021

"Who needs a Lamborghini cruisin' through EDSA,
And by "cruisin'" I mean goin' 25"

from the album Best in Class

Gg na. Ubusan lahi next week.
30/05/2020

Gg na. Ubusan lahi next week.

Mow's
24/03/2019

Mow's

Everyday Sunday, araw araw 420
22/03/2019

Everyday Sunday, araw araw 420

Shoop da whoop
11/03/2019

Shoop da whoop

F
09/03/2019

F

Saem
08/03/2019

Saem

08/03/2019

lol 🤷‍♂️

08/04/2017

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