17/04/2026
You said you’d “just pop in for a quick soak”… 2 hours ago.
Somewhere between “I’ll only stay 10 minutes” and “should we cancel dinner and just live here now?”… this happened.
There’s something about a Tubby Tub that:
✔ turns neighbours into “just popping over” regulars
✔ makes kids suddenly LOVE bath time (suspicious…)
✔ and convinces grown adults that 9pm is actually prime life reflection hour
Also, let’s be honest…
You didn’t buy a spa.
You bought a new personality trait.
Warning: Side effects may include
– refusing to get out
– texting friends “bring wine” at inappropriate hours
– and confidently saying “we’ll only use it on weekends” (lol)
