Paterson Vehicle Detailing LTD

27/03/2026

A little something to keep my mind occupied just now , certainly not anywhere near as fast as I used to be but nonetheless get the job done with 5star results 👌

06/06/2025

I can 150% vouch for these wheels ......brand new still in box and have additional dust covers fitted to them , cost a lot more than £500 so a bargain at that price , and stunning wheels .....please share and get in touch , cheers guys

01/06/2025

Well that’s it .....1st June and we are now closed 😞😞 , no more bookings will be taken apart from outstanding vouchers or people who have been rescheduled for whatever reason , I will be arranging the final charity event in the next few weeks which all 100% goes to Thurso RNLI , if you haven’t already transferred over to my personal page then you have till 5pm tonight then it’s too late .......it’s been a privilege helping out so many lovely people and making lots of good friends along the way , I will miss you all a lot honestly ......I’ve been asked repeatedly why I’m stopping and what can “ we “ do to help .......much as it’s appreciated guys , there’s genuinely nothing anyone can do to help , I don’t want to get into details about it right now but I’m struggling to deal with a lot of demons right now that I have deliberately been putting in the cupboard for many years but unfortunately the door is breaking open now and is mentally and physically causing me problems , so I need to step back and speak to the people who can help and get myself to my happy place again ...... I will never say never but right now I need to go and get everything sorted out .......I love you all and thank you very much from the bottom of my heart ###

21/05/2025

Well that’s not a bad result from a s**tty day ( due to me ) 🙈 ...... I’ve managed to reschedule everyone I had to due to the past few days and only overshot the finishing day by 3 days so now will be open until the 3rd June thankfully , and thank you very much to everyone who worked with me , what it’s also done is opened up a couple spaces on the following dates , will probably be afternoon time slots but will do someone who’s car is covered in these feckin fly’s, judging by the messages I’m getting they won’t last long so first to message and pay deposit gets them. Simple .....the dates are as follows .......Sunday 1st June at 12pm ......2nd June at 10am and at 2pm and 3rd June at 2pm ......get in touch quickly please, thank you guys x

20/05/2025

Due to unforeseen circumstances I........infact that’s bu****it .....due to my own stupidity as I’m stressing out and rushing around I’ve had to reschedule everything today and tomorrow so far this is due to getting acetone in both my eyes several days ago and there just getting worse and the bright sunlight ain’t helping at all , specially when it hits off the paintwork and at the moment I cannot get my eyes to adapt from outside to inside a vehicle no matter how much I try which in turn makes me do a p**s poor job 🙈🙈🙈 , .....99% of my customers are totally understand but a few are really p**sed off at me , and rightfully so but if I can’t see then sorry .......this will mean that I will have to extend over the 1st June deadline which is absolutely fine but please just bare with me please , I don’t want you getting a p**s poor job done , I want it 110% .......I’m genuinely at the point of breaking right now honestly 🙈🙈🙈😢😢x

15/05/2025

14/05/2025

18 days left then that’s it......however I don’t bow out , and I ain’t a quitter 😉😉😉😉 , unfortunately Thurso is a dead stick due to a certain underground womble but I ain’t going out like that .....I can’t say much but trust me when I say please use detail 500 website page for your cleaning products and get a discount by contacting me and I will give you the code .....next year is new territory ( not really ) 😉 but due to my body not accepting that my mind is saying that I’m still 21 I need to take a massive step back , however I still have my fingers in a lot of pies and somewhere will benefit from what I can do .....those who no will no what I’m talking about , several plans are in place now and for next year however I also want to address the abuse from certain people ......let me put it very simply “ do I genuinely look like I give 2 f***s on what you think ? , I’ve genuinely had harder s**tes after a vindaloo than the insults you try give me 😂😂 , I’ve had 2 of my ex customers contact me after using someone else who is 3 times more than I was and not near the same job so I’m clearly doing something right and to everyone who gave fantastic customer reviews , I thank you from the bottom of my heart. , honestly I do , this would not have been what it is without you guys , however the 3 P’S comes into effect .....politicians , payment and pricks f**k s**t up .......I’m gone but not out ......just yet 😉🙈 .....still a bit of spark ⚡️ left 😂😂😢 thank you and love you all x

03/05/2025

01/05/2025

You no the really bazaar thing ......I’ve drove hundreds of vehicles , from cars , vans , trucks , tractors etc .....regarding cars I’ve drove everything from MK1 fiestas ( with pull out choke ) .....( younger customers won’t have a clue what I’m talking about 😂 ) and Mercedes , Jaguar , multiple high end range rovers , several focus RS , multiple BMW’S , Maserati , Ferrari , Porsche , rolls Royce and Bentley etc etc ......and I still do the exact same thing every time ......I jump in the car , put the keys on my lap , start it , move it into were I need it ......AND STILL REACH TO THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE STEARIN COLUMN to turn the key off , even tho I just started it with the button ......that’s how you no your old school 😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈x

30/04/2025

The things I do for this company 🙈🙈