Funky Fruitbat Cleaning

Funky Fruitbat Cleaning Self employed domestic cleaner and declutterer. Recently relocated to Rye, East Sussex. DBS and fully insured. All equipment provided.

Friendly, non judgemental service which will leave your home gleaming and sweet smelling 🧼🧽💖

27/05/2026

Just a reminder to new client about my prices (all equipment is provided):
🧼 Domestic cleaning: £22 an hour
✨ Holiday lets or guest houses: £25 an hour
🫧 Deep cleans from £30 an hour
✨ Whole house deep clean by quote only
💖 End of tenancy from £40 an hour
Self employed domestic cleaner. Fully insured and DBS checked with many years experience.
Rye and surrounding areas only as I'm a one woman band.

Trigger warning ⚠️ This is just to say thank you to the clients who have stood by me during this very difficult time. As...
29/04/2026

Trigger warning ⚠️
This is just to say thank you to the clients who have stood by me during this very difficult time. As most of you know, my precious mum died far too young in February after a brief but brutal cancer battle. Most people say I'm coping well, but honestly these last two weeks I have been so struck by grief. I think I numbed myself when it actually happened and threw myself into my duties as a mum and professional as a distraction, but you can never run forever. These last two weeks I've not only felt her loss so hard, but it's taken it's toll physically as well as I've suffered continuous migraines, nausea and fatigue. I've soldiered on as best I truly can, but it's very difficult. I'm seeing a doctor this Friday to see if there's any help to be had. Being nuerodiverse and a single mum, this world is scary at the best of times for me, but my wonderful mum was always my rock and guardian angel with the warmest hugs and the most wicked sense of humour. Navigating life without her far sooner than I expected is proving extremely tough. I am doing my best, but I am only human. To the clients who have stood by me and shown patience and understanding, believe me it is appreciated beyond words as I myself would never judge someone grieving such a terrible loss. I guess this is just me trying to express my gratitude. Stay wonderful all of you! 🫧✨🧼

29/04/2026

I am now completely fully booked again for regular slots. Bookings for deep cleans (available on Saturdays only) are still open, though limited (see separate recent post on this for more details). But all my regular weekly or bi weekly slots are now refilled again. Thank you to all my wonderful clients for helping a passionate autistic single mum provide for her child 🧼✨🫧

This is just a reminder to my amazing clients about dates I will be closed this month. Some of these are for medical rea...
27/04/2026

This is just a reminder to my amazing clients about dates I will be closed this month. Some of these are for medical reasons as I've been having complications with my back, some are for private family reasons. Monday 11th, Thursday 14th and 23-31st May (half term for my daughter) 🧼🫧✨ Any questions, don't hesitate to contact me 🫧🧼✨
Picture of me at mums resting place so I don't get lost 💖

🫧✨💐🌸🧼 SPRING CLEAN OFFERS 🌸💐With the weather improving and days lengthening, how nice would a good spring clean be? Well...
22/04/2026

🫧✨💐🌸🧼 SPRING CLEAN OFFERS 🌸💐

With the weather improving and days lengthening, how nice would a good spring clean be? Well, the Funky Fruitbat is here to help. I offer three packages, Saturdays only.
🪷STANDARD SPRING CLEAN
A standard spring clean includes all the usuals such as hoovering, dusting, bathroom and kitchen scrubbing plus skirting board polishing, inside windows and sills cleaning. Furniture hoovering and disinfecting. And cupboards cleared, cleaned out and restocked. That's £160 🫧🧼✨
🌷 SPARKLE SPRING CLEAN
A Sparkle Spring clean includes all the above plus cleaning inside and out of the fridge, dishwasher and washing machine. That's £210 🧼🫧✨
🦢 DELUXE SPRING CLEAN
A deluxe deep clean includes all the above plus ironing, bin cleaning, individual toy cleaning and bed changing. That's £280. 🫧🧼✨
Get in touch to book as spaces are already limited 🦢🌷💐🧼✨🫧

22/04/2026

Due to a client moving away from the area, I have a rare space available for a regular clean. Every other Wednesday between 930 and 1130. Rye and surrounding areas. All equipment provided with a friendly, non judgemental service. Fully insured and DBS checked. If you need some regular help maintaining a clean and cosy home then the Funky Fruitbat is here to help. Snap it up while you can 💖✨🧼🫧

Happy Easter to all my lovely clients ✨🧼🫧🐣🐰 I can't thank you enough for your kind words after the recent premature deat...
05/04/2026

Happy Easter to all my lovely clients ✨🧼🫧🐣🐰 I can't thank you enough for your kind words after the recent premature death of my amazing mumma and I hope you're all still pleased with the work I've been doing. Just a reminder that I'll still be spreading sparkles this week, but the week beginning 13th I will be closed for personal and medical reasons. Hope you all have a fabulous Easter! Love the Funky Fruitbat 🐣🫧🧼✨🐰🦇

As with any self employed person, sometimes life just throws so much at you at the same time and it takes it's toll emot...
12/03/2026

As with any self employed person, sometimes life just throws so much at you at the same time and it takes it's toll emotionally and financially. Dealing with my mother's death, all the stress of organising her funeral and looking after a poorly daughter as a single parent has been a lot for this autistic oddball to deal with. But my cleaning light will always shine bright, and I know normality will return once this storm has passed. My passion doesn't die no matter what life throws at me ✨🧼🫧

12/03/2026

This year has already been complete chaos for the Funky Fruitbat. In the last month alone, my daughter was severely injured resulting in emergency surgery, barely a week later my beloved mother died from cancer, and now my daughter is poorly again with a sickness bug. I just feel like I can't catch a break at the moment and all I want to do is get everything back to normal and doing what I love. I apologise profusely to those who have been disrupted by this but please know I am choosing none of this and am just craving normality again. Hope you are all well, Fruitbat 🫧🧼✨

Warning: Trigger AlertAs previously stated, my beloved mum has been battling cancer for a while now. Crushingly, on Vale...
22/02/2026

Warning: Trigger Alert
As previously stated, my beloved mum has been battling cancer for a while now. Crushingly, on Valentine's Eve her battle ended in defeat and Heaven gained a beautiful angel but this broken family lost our matriarch and best friend. This has completely crushed myself, my daughter and all her family and friends as she was a unique ray of sunshine whose mere presence made you smile and feel better. I am still in a state of shock and devastation and as previously stated my availability will vary for a short while. I will always message you beforehand out of professional manners if I can't make your appointment due to funeral arrangements, or simply not being in the right mindset due to the worst grief I have ever experienced but I shall do my best to make every one I can. Please be kind and patient during this incredibly difficult time. Thank you, Funky Fruitbat Cleaning 🫧✨🧽🧼🧴

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Rye
Tenterden
TN317DQ

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 2:30pm
Tuesday 9am - 2:30pm
Wednesday 9am - 2:30pm
Thursday 9am - 2:30pm
Friday 9am - 2:30pm

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