06/08/2026
21 CHANGEOVERS.
TWO DAYS.
Because apparently I looked a little too relaxed this week and the universe took that personally. 😂😭
For the next 48 hours I will be surviving purely on caffeine, adrenaline, Google Maps and the phrase:
“RIGHT… WHO’S GOT THE KEYS?!” 🔑😂
21 properties to strip, clean, reset, make sparkle and somehow have looking like nobody has ever breathed inside them before the next guests arrive. 🧼✨
By the end of day two I fully expect:
• My Apple Watch to think I’ve completed an ultramarathon
• My phone battery to be hanging on by a thread
• At least one cleaner to ask what day it is
• Me to answer incorrectly
• And all of us to develop an emotional attachment to whichever service station sells the strongest coffee 😂
Peak season isn’t a season at The Combat Cleaners…
It’s a SURVIVAL CHALLENGE. 🫡💙
21 changeovers in 2 days.
Alexa, play Eye of the Tiger and notify my family that I’ll see them sometime in September. 😂🧼🏃♀️💨