27/08/2026
RB WINDOW CLEANING — MEET "EVIE" 📸
Two rules.
* No more white vans.
* ABSOLUTELY no black.
So naturally, Richard came back with a black one. 🤦♂️
Surprisingly, he didn't call her "Black Beauty"—he’s named her "Evie." His logic? "Black is the best colour, and I’m the one who has to clean it anyway." (Which, as a window cleaner, he should be good at). 😂🤣
The good news? Evie is 100% electric, so Richard is out here single-handedly saving the ice caps, polar bears, and penguins. 🧊🐧
The catch? She looks like a futuristic space toaster. Total Marmite van—half of you will think she's pure class, and the other half will wonder if he lost a bet. Richard actually loves it though, and to be fair, you definitely don't see many of them about!
We're keeping the make and model under wraps for now, but love it or hate it, you certainly won't miss us pulling up on your street.
(We're just glad they didn't offer a red option, or he’d have shown up wearing a full Forest kit to match).
Full reveal dropping soon. Let us know in the comments: futuristic masterpiece or absolute motoring crime? 👇