23/10/2026
😂 “BUT DAVE ON FACEBOOK DOES IT FOR £40 A ROOM!” 🤦♂️
We hear it all the time! 🤣
Our minimum charge for carpet cleaning in South Yorkshire is £100 + VAT. That’s £120 including VAT, and it’s the minimum booking value, not the price of every job!
“But Dave on Facebook is cheaper!” 😱
Brilliant. Give Dave a ring! 📞😂
But here’s what goes into running a professional carpet cleaning business:
✅ Professional training and knowledge 🧠
✅ Proper insurance to protect you and your home 🛡️
✅ Professional-grade machinery, not something that looks like it belongs in the Argos catalogue from 2008 😂
✅ Professional cleaning solutions and equipment
✅ Time, fuel, maintenance and the experience to get the job done properly
And yes, we know you’ve got a Vax in the cupboard. 😉 That’s great for a freshen-up, but professional carpet cleaning is a different ball game!
Our minimum charge covers the cost of getting a properly equipped, insured and trained professional to your door. We can’t run a business on fresh air, good vibes and a packet of biscuits! 🍪😂
We’re not trying to be the cheapest. We’re here to deliver a professional service. 💪
So, if you’re shopping purely on price, Dave might be your man. If you want a professional carpet cleaning service in South Yorkshire, you know where we are! 👊
No offence to Dave, of course. Unless Dave’s using a Vax and calling himself a carpet cleaning expert. Then we might have questions. 👀🤣
📍 Professional carpet cleaning across South Yorkshire. Quality over cheap shortcuts, every time!
