04/11/2026
We are coming back to Selsey
I’ve just had a phone call from Santa’s Head of Elf Operations, he tells me the Naughty Elves are coming back! 😱
Regular Grapes will remember the two who went AWOL from their Christmas duties a couple of years ago, leading Chief Elf on a merry chase around Selsey’s local businesses, causing havoc and mayhem as they went.
This year they are returning, and they want to make amends.
If you have a local business and you’d love to invite the naughty elves in to play, the pair are asking for a donation of no less than £10 (more if you’d like) which they will use to buy a Christmas gift for a vulnerable elderly person living alone.
Your elf visit will be photographed and posted on the Selsey Grapevine, with details of your business. 🎅🏻
All enquiries for Elf bookings are being taken by Amanda at The Little Launderette.
If you’d like to nominate someone to receive a gift, please contact Amanda to pass on the details.