Purple Parrot Window Cleaning

22/05/2026

☀️ Sunshine’s out, legs are out, SPF50 is on… but can we talk about those windows? 👀🪟

Let’s be honest — the minute the sun comes out, every smear, cobweb and mystery mark suddenly puts on a full performance. 😅

The good news? Purple Parrot Window Cleaning is here to save your dignity (and your view). 💜🐦

✅ Streak-free window cleaning
✅ Frames & sills included
✅ Regular or one-off cleans
✅ Local, reliable & fully insured

Because sunshine should be highlighting your garden… not your dirty windows. 😎

📍 Serving Reading, Wokingham, South Oxfordshire, West Berkshire & all surrounding areas

📞 07956 480725
🌐 www.purpleparrotwindows.co.uk

13/05/2026

BREAKING NEWS:

Two pigeons have reportedly misjudged a Purple Parrot cleaned window today. 🐦💥🪟

Witnesses describe visibility as “non-existent.” 😅

Customer review:

“The windows are so nicely clean now, that we just had two pigeons crashing into one 😉”

Worryingly this is the second customer this week to report the same phenomenon.

If your windows are still clearly visible… we should probably talk 😎

📩 Limited spaces for new customers this month!!

09/05/2026

First impressions matter… especially when you’re a business serving the public.

This business recently switched to Purple Parrot Window Cleaning after being let down by their previous window cleaner.

The complaint? Simple:

A quick splash and dash… but the dirt, staining, cobwebs and grime were still there. 😬

If you’re paying for a professional clean, your premises should actually look clean.

At Purple Parrot, we don’t believe in rushing through jobs just to tick a box.

We believe in:

✨ Proper attention to detail
🕸️ Removing cobwebs and built-up grime
🪟 Spotless glass, clean frames & a professional finish
💧 Pure water cleaning for streak-free results
🤝 Reliable, friendly service you can count on

Whether you run a pharmacy, shop, office or commercial premises, your windows say a lot about your business before a customer even walks through the door.

If your current cleaner is giving you “that’ll do” service… maybe it’s time to upgrade.

Purple Parrot Window Cleaning📍 Reading | Wokingham | West Berkshire & surrounding areas

📞 07956 480725

🌐 www.purpleparrotwindows.co.uk

01/05/2026

💧 Why I ONLY use pure water… and why it matters for your windows 💧

You might have seen me topping up at Spotless Water and wondered… what’s the big deal?

Here it is 👇

Tap water is full of minerals and impurities. When it dries, it leaves behind spots, streaks and that dull finish we’ve all seen before.

Pure water is completely different.

It’s been filtered to remove everything — minerals, chemicals, impurities — leaving it at 0ppm (parts per million) and 0 TDS (total dissolvable solids).

That means:

✨ No spots. No streaks. Just a flawless finish
✨ Frames, sills AND glass cleaned properly every time
✨ Safer cleaning at height using water-fed pole systems
✨ Longer-lasting clean – your windows stay looking better for longer

It’s not the cheapest way to clean windows…
…but it is the right way if you want proper results.

At Purple Parrot Window Cleaning, I’ve invested in the best equipment and pure water systems because your home deserves better than a quick splash and dash.

📍 Covering Reading, Wokingham, Bracknell, West Berkshire, South Oxfordshire and all surrounding areas.

📞 07956 480725

🌐 www.purpleparrotwindows.co.uk

Windows that shine. Service that sparkles ✨

23/04/2026

Finchampstead ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ Window Cleaning In Progress ⚠️

The Purple Parrot Window Cleaning van will be out and about today in Finchampstead making windows sparkle in the Spring sunshine ☀️

Limited spots still available if you want to join the ever growing shiny windows gang! Call me if you want to join…

If you see the van out and about, come and say hi, give me a wave…..happy to chat or provide you with a no obligation quote!

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17/04/2026

17/04/2026

Hot off the press……literally!!

The Purple Parrot Window Cleaning summer uniforms rolled off of the production line this afternoon.

Really pleased to work with a local company based in Caversham www.wp4u.co.uk on this project.

02/04/2026

📣 ANOTHER HAPPY CUSTOMER 📣

Yesterday I cleaned the windows for a new customer who’s come over to Purple Parrot Window Cleaning from another company - it’s a lovely large four bed house with conservatory. Her previous cleaner was there less than 20 minutes and left the windows looking as grubby after being cleaned than before….unfortunately this isn’t an unusual story I hear from customers about other companies who seem to ‘splash n dash’ and not take the time to clean & rinse properly.

I spent an hour and a half getting the windows, frames and sills looking good again and bringing them back to a maintainable standard. The customer was amazed with my efforts & the results!

And look at this, whilst I was busy cleaning the customer provided me a lovely coffee and sweet treats presented on a tray‼️

A very happy customer ➕happy window cleaner 🟰The Purple Parrot Difference

💦🧽 If you want to see the Purple Parrot Difference on your 🪟 and 🚪 and restore your 🏡 kerb appeal call me 📞07956 480725 or send me a message!

30/03/2026

📣Purple Parrot Window Cleaning are proud to announce that we have now achieved membership of the Window Cleaners Association.

The WCA, is the UK trade body supporting professionalism, safety, and consumer confidence in window cleaning. Membership requires adherence to the WCA Code of Ethics and ongoing commitment to best practice.

Onwards and upwards for Purple Parrot Window Cleaning. If you want windows that shine, and service that sparkles book a window clean today!

Even better, please recommend us to your family, friends, neighbours and share our details Purple Parrot Window Cleaning on your social media pages!

30/03/2026

🚨 DON’T LET DIRTY WINDOWS RUIN THE SUNSHINE THIS WEEK🚨

The sun is out ☀️ and suddenly every streak, smear and mark is impossible to ignore 👀

If your windows are due a proper clean — now’s the time.

✨ Crystal clear glass
✨ Frames & sills included
✨ Reliable, professional service
✨ That “just cleaned” look that transforms your home

We’re already booking up fast for April

👉 Limited slots remaining for new customers

📍Arborfield, Eversley, Finchampstead slots available this week!!!

Call now 📞 07956 480 725

🌐 www.purpleparrotwindows.co.uk

💬 Message now to secure your slot before they’re gone.