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Fu*k me I’m cycling now apparently to price up jobs 😂😂😂😂😂Yes. In the UK, if you use a bicycle for business journeys, you...
25/05/2026

Fu*k me
I’m cycling now apparently to price up jobs
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes. In the UK, if you use a bicycle for business journeys, you can usually claim a tax-free mileage allowance from your company or employer.

HMRC’s approved cycle mileage rate is:

* 20p per mile for business travel by bicycle.

That’s designed to cover wear and tear, maintenance, tyres, chains, etc. You do not pay tax on it if it’s within the HMRC approved rate.

Examples of valid business mileage:

* Riding to visit customers.
* Going between jobs/sites.
* Going to suppliers.
* Riding between offices or business premises.

What does not count:

* Normal commuting from home to your regular workplace.

If you run your own limited company:

* Your company can reimburse you 20p/mile tax-free.
* Keep a mileage log:
* Date
* Destination
* Purpose
* Miles ridden

Example:

* 1,500 business miles per year × 20p = £300 tax-free reimbursement.

Now here’s the useful bit many people miss:

If the bike is bought personally:

* You claim the 20p mileage from the company.

If the company buys the bike:

* The company may be able to claim it as a business asset/capital allowance.
* But then you generally would not also claim the 20p mileage personally because the company already owns the bike and pays the costs.

There’s also the UK government’s Cycle to Work scheme through Cycle to Work Alliance, which lets employees get bikes tax-efficiently via salary sacrifice.

Frankly, from a business angle, a bike for local quoting and customer visits is not a bad move at all:

* Cheap to run.
* Easy parking.
* Looks approachable and environmentally conscious.
* In London traffic, sometimes faster than a van. Nothing says “efficient operator” like overtaking stationary traffic while white vans are fermenting in a queue.

💥 THIS DRIVEWAY WASN’T OLD… IT WAS JUST DIRTY 💥People spend thousands replacing block paving that just needs a proper cl...
12/05/2026

💥 THIS DRIVEWAY WASN’T OLD… IT WAS JUST DIRTY 💥

People spend thousands replacing block paving that just needs a proper clean.

This customer thought the colour had completely faded… turns out it was buried under years of black spot, algae, dirt and weeds 👀

One pressure wash later and the original driveway was back doing its job properly again 🔥

✔️ Deep cleaned
✔️ W**d removal
✔️ Re-sanded joints
✔️ Massive kerb appeal upgrade

The mad part?
Most homeowners don’t even realise how bad it’s got because they see it every day.

Imagine pulling onto THIS instead of the before photo 👌

📍Covering Medway & Kent
📩 Message Dcl for a free quote before the autumn weather hits
⭐ Trusted locally with 330+ 5-star reviews

Your driveway is the first thing people see.
Make it look like someone actually cares about the property.

One thing people don’t always see about being self-employed…You’re not just doing the job—you’re chasing invoices, handl...
01/05/2026

One thing people don’t always see about being self-employed…

You’re not just doing the job—you’re chasing invoices, handling admin, sorting problems, and dealing with everything in between… all while being a part-time parent, full-time dog owner, and praying the washing machine holds on for another month.

Some days test your patience more than others.

But then you get those customers who genuinely appreciate what you do—look after you, treat you well, and remind you why you started in the first place.

That’s what makes the difference.

It’s a constant mix of highs and lows, but no matter what—tomorrow we go again.

Respect to everyone out there doing it all on their own 👊

🚨 BIRDS DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY? 🚨It’s nesting season, and right now there’s a high chance birds are getting stuck in chimneys...
29/04/2026

🚨 BIRDS DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY? 🚨

It’s nesting season, and right now there’s a high chance birds are getting stuck in chimneys.

👉 I’ve already had 5 emergency callouts THIS WEEK alone

If you can hear scratching, flapping, or noise in your chimney… don’t ignore it.Birds can quickly become trapped, injured, or worse.

✅ Fast emergency call out✅ Safe & humane removal✅ HETAS registered technician✅ Fully insured & local

📞 Call : 07500 333 649
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⚠️ Don’t wait until it becomes a bigger problem — I’m ready when you need me.

☀️ The sun’s finally making its yearly appearance… but before you forget about your fire, now’s the perfect time to get ...
23/04/2026

☀️ The sun’s finally making its yearly appearance… but before you forget about your fire, now’s the perfect time to get it sorted.

Why wait until winter rush? Get ahead and give your stove or fireplace the MOT & service it deserves 🔧🔥

✔️ Chimney sweeping✔️ Full stove inspections✔️ Safety checks & advice✔️ Clean, professional service every time

With over 320 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Google reviews, you’re in safe hands.

✅ HETAS Registered✅ Reliable & tidy✅ Covering Medway & Kent

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Photography skills: absolutely zero. 📸😂Tried to get a decent team photo today… only took four attempts (honestly felt li...
16/04/2026

Photography skills: absolutely zero. 📸😂

Tried to get a decent team photo today… only took four attempts (honestly felt like my parents trying to use new technology).

But while photography clearly isn’t my strong point, getting into hard-to-reach places safely and delivering a proper clean definitely is. 💪

This was a job where other contractors couldn’t get it done with out wanting to walk all over th roof — but with the right equipment, experience, and a bit of determination, we got it sorted.

No shortcuts, no mess left behind — just a job done properly.

If you’ve got something tricky that others have turned down, feel free to drop us a message.

🚨 MEDWAY & KENT — LOOK AT THIS TRANSFORMATION 🚨This week we took on a major fast food site clean… and pushed it to the l...
10/04/2026

🚨 MEDWAY & KENT — LOOK AT THIS TRANSFORMATION 🚨

This week we took on a major fast food site clean… and pushed it to the limit.

🚶‍♂️ 180,000 steps (around 90 miles!)
🕒 8+ HOURS removing chewing gum
⏱ Finished a FULL DAY early
🧼 Every inch cleaned properly

Fuelled by:
🥤 6 Red Bulls
🍗 60 chicken nuggets
🥤 4 chocolate milkshakes
☕ 5 mochas (we’ve lost count 😅)

We were done… stood back… job complete 👌

Then it happened…

A car pulls up… window comes down… and instead of just passing by — he makes a point of launching the biggest bit of phlegm you’ve ever seen straight onto the fresh clean 🤒

Yeah… that actually happened.

So what did we do?

👉 Got the gear back out
👉 Cleaned it again
👉 Left it spotless

Because that’s the standard.

No shortcuts. No excuses. No compromise.



👀 NOW HERE’S THE IMPORTANT BIT…

If you’re:
🏠 A homeowner with dirty patios, driveways or gutters
🏢 A business owner who wants their premises looking sharp
🚶‍♂️ Or just sick of walking past something that looks a mess…

👉 We can sort it. Properly.

📍 Covering Medway & all surrounding Kent areas
📩 Message me directly for a fast quote
📆 Limited slots available — we book up quickly



💬 If you’ve seen something locally that needs the DCL treatment — send it over.

Let’s get it looking how it should.

I was always told never to mix business with family or friends… but sometimes, it just works.I’ve mentioned before a fel...
08/04/2026

I was always told never to mix business with family or friends… but sometimes, it just works.

I’ve mentioned before a fellow jet washing legend (Kieron Fosher ) in my area, and lately it’s becoming a regular thing that we team up and absolutely smash jobs out of the park.

I made a cheeky call the other week —
“Fancy a couple of nights?”😬😬😬
His reply: “No problem, buddy. Send me the address.”👍

That’s all it took.

Tonight was all about working fast, efficiently, and to a standard we’re proud of — transforming a car park and surrounding areas to look like new again.

Will the customers notice every detail? Maybe not.
Will there be chewing gum back tomorrow? Probably.

But one thing’s for certain… we take pride in what we do, every single time.

This is Dom, signing off — whatever day it is, whatever time it is 💪

Is your driveway looking black, slippery or full of weeds? 👇Most people think it’s ruined… but this is what’s actually u...
30/03/2026

Is your driveway looking black, slippery or full of weeds? 👇

Most people think it’s ruined… but this is what’s actually underneath 👀🔥

We brought this driveway back to its original red colour in just one visit — no replacements, no hassle.

⚠️ Slippery driveways can be dangerous
⚠️ Dirty paving drags down your whole property

We fix that.

📍 Medway & Kent
💬 Message us now for a FREE quote

Don’t wait until it gets worse — get it sorted today

Out to a lovely little chimney sweep job this morning 🔥Customer was booked in for a stove installation, but the installe...
26/03/2026

Out to a lovely little chimney sweep job this morning 🔥

Customer was booked in for a stove installation, but the installer hit a blockage and couldn’t go ahead. They’d been told it was swept just a week ago, and that the brush had “gone all the way through”… 👀

We rearranged the diary and got over there today — after an hour and a half of proper work, we cleared a serious blockage and got everything safe and ready for install ✅

This is exactly why a proper, thorough sweep matters — not just a quick run-through.

If you’re getting a stove installed or using your fire this season, make sure it’s done right 👍

📍 Medway & Kent
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