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This job was a gutter/fascia and soffit clean ๐Ÿงฝ along with a gutter clearance for a repeat client two minutes from my ho...
06/05/2026

This job was a gutter/fascia and soffit clean ๐Ÿงฝ along with a gutter clearance for a repeat client two minutes from my house ๐Ÿ , which is always a bonus, they weren't home, so I've asked my friend, the lovely Jamaya ๐Ÿ’™ for a couple of factoids about herself, it's her birthday ๐ŸŽˆ today ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ for a start, and the big 24 ๐Ÿ˜, my first Happy Birthday Gutterly Clean post, so here we go then, in her old job she spent 7 years having her name mispronounced and just played along with it so much so that when people asked her name sometimes she would have a delayed response in how to pronounce it, I genuinely done the same the first time I met her, as she works in Froth, the lovely little Coffee โ˜•๏ธ shop in St Merryn, and makes my coffee most mornings, anyway the next day I went in after she told me her name, i was like, wait there I know it, I remembered it, and then pronounced her name 'Shamala' she said she had never heard that one before ๐Ÿ˜€, and was very gracious about it ๐Ÿ˜†, she once found a little budgie on the floor being attacked by Seagulls, so she went and rescued it and had it as a pet for ages ๐Ÿ‘, she is really scared of woodlice or Chizzywigs as I know them, she once had a chair ๐Ÿช‘ thrown at her by a teacher ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ, who apologised for the next four years while she was still at that school ๐Ÿซ, and finally she is actually a Netball Umpire ๐Ÿ€, which is basically a Referee, thanks loads for these Jamaya... โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

This job was a gutter vacuuming/clearing on a rather tall house ๐Ÿ  in Wadebridge, my customer wasn't home, so here is my ...
04/05/2026

This job was a gutter vacuuming/clearing on a rather tall house ๐Ÿ  in Wadebridge, my customer wasn't home, so here is my friend, the lovely Mike ๐Ÿ’™ to tell us a few facts about himself, I do like the last one best ๐Ÿ˜€, years ago whilst Christmas ๐Ÿคถ shopping in Tesco located in Aldershot, he was rammed by a trolley ๐Ÿ›’ in the back of the legs ๐Ÿฆต and fell flat on his face, and a bloke looked over him and said 'get out of my effing way', a security guard came over and asked if he was okay, apart from being a bit shocked ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Mike thought right!, as he watched the harassing man with a big Xmas list rushing around, so he followed him covertly ๐Ÿ˜, and on the last aisle the bloke left his full shopping trolley unattended and went to get something he forgot, Mike seized his moment and grabbed the handle and pushed the trolley whilst filling the top of it with crisps, bottles of pop and chocolates, and calmly took it to the far side of the supermarket near the warehouse entrance, and tucked it up behind a pallet, he went back to his trolley and watched the man running up and down all the aisles like a lunatic looking ๐Ÿ‘€ for his shopping, he said he would never have found it ๐Ÿ˜†, he is the unofficial Tony Hadley lookalike candidate for St Merryn, and finally, he is a big Leeds United fan and in January 1999 he went to see them versus Portsmouth at Fratton Park in the fourth round of the The FA Cup, he managed to get a ticket ๐ŸŽซ for the Pompey end and said it was a bit raucous, when he got to his seat ๐Ÿ’บ there was a massive bloke sitting in it, he said he was as big as Tyson Fury with hands like shovels ๐Ÿช, Mike showed him his ticket and said that was his seat number, and the bloke turned to him and said 'Yeah, so what are you gonna do about it', Mike obviously thought best not to argue and walked further down the stand and stood quietly at the front barrier with a good view of the game, a security guard soon approached him and said 'Hey mate, you can't stand there, you have to go back to your seat', Mike quickly showed him his ticket and said that someone was already sat in his allocated seat, the security officer ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ said 'No problem, he will soon sort this out', two minutes later he came back quite shocked and said to Mike, 'You are okay to stand here mate!!!' ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†, thanks for these Mike... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

Here's a softwashing job of Tarquin's Cornish Gin shop in Padstow, no one was there as it was early, so I've asked my bu...
30/04/2026

Here's a softwashing job of Tarquin's Cornish Gin shop in Padstow, no one was there as it was early, so I've asked my buddy, the lovely Ben ๐Ÿ’™ for a few factoids about himself seeing as it's Mayday tomorrow and he is also the DPD driver for Padstow, here we are then, by the way, one of these isn't true, so if you can guess, he has been with DPD UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง for over 17 years, he started as a fresh faced 22 year old, now he's almost 39 and bald ๐Ÿ˜† (his words not mine ๐Ÿ˜€), and has clocked over 500,000 deliveries!!!, he has a sweet tooth ๐Ÿฆท and used to be addicted to jaffa cakes, but now his go to is any kind of cake ๐Ÿง in a bowlful of Milk ๐Ÿฅ›, what? ๐Ÿ˜†, when he was at secondary school ๐Ÿซ he got suspended for letting off a stink bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ during a Science Class with a substitute teacher ๐Ÿ˜„, and last of all his surname is Colquhoun which is Scottish ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ nobody can pronounce it properly, as it has a silent 'Qu', so It's 'Cohooooon', and he wants people to shout that at him whenever you see him!!!, and he has heard it pronounced every way possible, his best one was a football ๐Ÿฅ… write up in a newspaper where they referred to him as Bob Caloon ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†, thanks for these Ben meht... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

So this job was a big pressure washing one of patios and stairs etc for my repeat clients who always keep on top of thei...
23/04/2026

So this job was a big pressure washing one of patios and stairs etc for my repeat clients who always keep on top of their maintenance ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ง at The St Enodoc Hotel
๐Ÿจ for The Ainsworth Collection, and here Ive roped in my friend, the lovely Rhea ๐Ÿ’™of Enid's Ices fame for a few factoids about herself, here goes, deep breath, my favourite is the last one 1๏ธโƒฃ, ill stop talking now and get on with them ๐Ÿ˜†, she accidentally entered a triathlon in New Zealand ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ by cycling ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ on her normal route to work, she came across some bollards and just ignored them because she didn't know any other way of going, next thing she knows there are people clapping ๐Ÿ‘ and cheering her on from the side of the road and other cyclists whizzing passed her in Lycra, she was totally motivated to get to work from that ๐Ÿ˜†, she sang on stage with The Wurzels at her Aunties Wedding ๐Ÿ’’, when she was 15 she scored three goals against the Barbados ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง National Netball Team, because the other minor team hadn't turned up, they got whooped 86-3 but like she says, those goals still count ๐Ÿ˜, she used to be a journalist for Gasworld Magazine and knows more about Industrial ๐Ÿญ Gas than she thought she would, she ate llama ๐Ÿฆ™ tikka masala in Peru ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช, she likes to tell everyone she was named after Zeus's Mother from Greek Mythology, but in reality she was named after Danny De Vito's wife Rhea Perlman because her Mum was pregnant with her and saw the name in the credits while watching Cheers ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†, and finally I know why her business is called Enids Ices, but can't tell you, you will have to go down for an ice cream ๐Ÿฆ and find out ๐Ÿ‘, thanks for these Rhea... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

So last week I had a block of flats in Wadebridge to clear and clean ๐Ÿงผ all the gutters etc, spoke to a couple of tenants...
14/04/2026

So last week I had a block of flats in Wadebridge to clear and clean ๐Ÿงผ all the gutters etc, spoke to a couple of tenants who were very nice ๐Ÿ‘Œ but forgot to ask if they wanted to do a Facebook post with me, so I've enlisted my good friend, the lovely Leigh ๐Ÿ’™, for a few factoids about him, so here we go, he moved down 5 years ago from Bideford and thought it would be a good idea to cycle ๐Ÿšฒ it, it took him around 6 and a half hours and over 100kms rode, and he hasn't touched his bike since ๐Ÿ˜†, he is actually allergic to Steak Pies ๐Ÿฅง, he loves a good festival with a mosh pit to throw himself into, he is a hardcore Clash of Clans player, and my favourite, he has a goldfish called 'Fat Mike', thanks for these Leigh... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

So this job was in sunny ๐ŸŒž Porthilly in Rock ๐Ÿค˜ last week, and it was a gutter cleaning ๐Ÿงผ and clearing one for a repeat c...
13/04/2026

So this job was in sunny ๐ŸŒž Porthilly in Rock ๐Ÿค˜ last week, and it was a gutter cleaning ๐Ÿงผ and clearing one for a repeat client, they weren't in, so I've roped my good friend, the lovely Steve ๐Ÿ’™ in to share a couple of factoids about himself, here goes, when he was younger, he spent 2 and a half weeks in Los Angeles with The Who because his Dad was playing trombone for them, he went to all the gigs and backstage parties ๐Ÿฅณ also, he has been playing congas drums ๐Ÿช˜ and percussion for over 50 years and is currently in The Harbour Boys band, he has been working with leather for 30 years making bespoke belts etc and had a shop in Padstow for a while, and finally he is a big Crystal Palace fan, thanks for these Steve... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

So this job was a gutter clearing/vacumming in Trevone, my clients were not in so I've asked my good friend, the lovely ...
28/01/2026

So this job was a gutter clearing/vacumming in Trevone, my clients were not in so I've asked my good friend, the lovely Ed ๐Ÿ’™ for a couple of facts about himself, firstly he is the proud owner of the ansom drinking establishment in St.Merryn Rafferty's Cafe &WineBar, he is a big Man Utd fan โค๏ธ, he classes himself as an accomplished apres skier โ›ท๏ธ๐Ÿบ, Nicko McBrain, the drummer of Iron Maiden apparently gave him a dirty look ๐Ÿ‘€ at a concert ๐Ÿ˜†, he loves going to Malahide village in County Dublin or Rath Beach ๐Ÿ–๏ธ , which is on the Ring of Kerry, his favourite pub other than Raffertys is Gibneys Malahide, when he was in London, every summer he would go out drinking with the awesome actor, the late Richard Harris, they used to go drinking in the Coal Hole pub on the Strand next to The Savoy, he said he was tea total apart from drinking Guinness ๐Ÿ˜†, Richard would apparently live in The Savoy in the summer and then the Caribbean in the winter โ„๏ธ, and finally Ed only came for a summer, but has never left this beautiful place 25 years later!!!, thanks for these Ed... ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

So this job was a double whammy clean ๐Ÿงผ and clear of the gutters etc down Treyarnon for a repeat client, he wasn't in so...
17/01/2026

So this job was a double whammy clean ๐Ÿงผ and clear of the gutters etc down Treyarnon for a repeat client, he wasn't in so I've roped my meht, the lovely Sean ๐Ÿ’™ of TechGuy Wadebridge fame to tell me couple of facts about himself, he had lived in Cornwall for over 24 years before he tried his first pasty ๐ŸฅŸ, but has massively made up for it since ๐Ÿ˜€, he is scared of fingernails and toenails that are scratchy. If it isn't smooth he gets anxious and ends up storming out in panic ๐Ÿซจ, he usually has nail clippers in the car ๐Ÿš—, and loads at home ๐Ÿ  , the condition is a variant of Misophonia!!, well I never knew that ๐Ÿฅธ, he was born in the mighty Canvey Island, he is a big Tottenham Hotspur fan, and he has a memory on Facebook he puts up every year which is one of my favourites, where he has a kick boxing match in Thailand against a proper opponent in a ring absolutely sloshed ๐Ÿ˜†, the haybaling and general gung ho go for it is brilliant, like Sean says 'Theyve yet to find anyone in Thailand ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ that can get as drunk as him and still have a boxing match' ๐Ÿ˜†, thanks for these Sean... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

So this one was a gutter/gully clearing job in Port Isaac, my clients were not in, so I've roped my good friend, the lov...
11/01/2026

So this one was a gutter/gully clearing job in Port Isaac, my clients were not in, so I've roped my good friend, the lovely Matty ๐Ÿ’™ of MK Window and Door Repairs fame to tell me a couple of facts about him, here goes then, he is apparently distantly related to Mr Kipling who makes exceedingly good cakes ๐Ÿง, but now the best one, a funny story, so Christmas Day just gone, Matty was driving back from Treliske to Wadebridge on the A30 in the evening, whilst driving near the The Halfway House Inn, he spotted these amazing uniformed multi coloured lights in the sky in a form of a circle โญ•๏ธ spinning round that seemed to look like they were behind the clouds, he stopped his car in a layby and then recorded these weird lights for a few seconds slightly gobsmacked, after he got home ๐Ÿ  and showed his friends, they shared it on social media, it gained alot of attention very quickly, and at one point a subsidiary of Fox News contacted him asking him if they could share his content, they also told Matty he would receive royalties for everytime they showed it, roll on a few days later, it got debunked, he has found out it was a few lads in Trispen or somewhere near there had been using an old dmx nightclub disco light ๐Ÿ˜†, brilliant, if you want to see the video it is still on the really good instagram channel 'Dark Cornwall', which is well worth a follow as Rob's content is so good, anyway thanks Matty... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

Recent repeat job vacuuming/clearing the Newquay Council Offices, they are pretty high as you can see ๐Ÿ™„, no one was avai...
17/10/2025

Recent repeat job vacuuming/clearing the Newquay Council Offices, they are pretty high as you can see ๐Ÿ™„, no one was available there, so I've roped in my Mrs's identical twins husbands youngest sister, the lovely Carmen ๐Ÿ’™ for a few facts about her, here we go then, she is a big movie ๐ŸŽฅ fan, with Labyrinth, The Goonies, Harry Potter and Star Wars being her favourites, she is a bit of a celebrity botherer ๐Ÿ˜†, she once got a selfie with Chris Kamara when he came into the Gallery in Padstow, she queued for four hours in torrential rain ๐ŸŒง๏ธ and thunder and lightning ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ to meet Warwick Davis and once chased Gordon Ramsay around the harbour to get a photo with him ๐Ÿ˜„, and finally she once had to take a fishing ๐ŸŽฃ hook out of her male mates bottom after he sat on it while out on their boat ๐Ÿšค, thanks for these Carmen... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž

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