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Gutterly Clean

Name: Gutterly Clean
Address: Padstow, PL288NP, GB
Telephone: +447891726484
Price range: Not applicable
Rating: 5

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Gutter Fascia Soffit Clean & Clear - Roof Cleans - Pressure Washing - Chemical Treatments - Caravans
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16/06/2026

So this job was a gutter clean 🧼 and clear in Constantine Bay, my clients weren't in so I've asked my friend, the lovely Kev Mud 💙 for a few facts about himself, one of these isn't true, so see if you can fathom it out, he is a great Comedian 🎤 and a talented Quiz Master, he once helped take off 1.5 billion from a multi national business when he worked for the Guardian as an additional reporter, he once sat on Sharon Davies knee!, his middle name is 'Puddleof', and Vera Duckworth wiped his bottom (hope that's when you was a baby mate 😆), thanks for these Kev... 👏👍💎💎🚿🚿

06/05/2026

This job was a gutter/fascia and soffit clean 🧽 along with a gutter clearance for a repeat client two minutes from my house 🏠, which is always a bonus, they weren't home, so I've asked my friend, the lovely Jamaya 💙 for a couple of factoids about herself, it's her birthday 🎈 today 🎉🎊 for a start, and the big 24 😁, my first Happy Birthday Gutterly Clean post, so here we go then, in her old job she spent 7 years having her name mispronounced and just played along with it so much so that when people asked her name sometimes she would have a delayed response in how to pronounce it, I genuinely done the same the first time I met her, as she works in Froth, the lovely little Coffee ☕️ shop in St Merryn, and makes my coffee most mornings, anyway the next day I went in after she told me her name, i was like, wait there I know it, I remembered it, and then pronounced her name 'Shamala' she said she had never heard that one before 😀, and was very gracious about it 😆, she once found a little budgie on the floor being attacked by Seagulls, so she went and rescued it and had it as a pet for ages 👏, she is really scared of woodlice or Chizzywigs as I know them, she once had a chair 🪑 thrown at her by a teacher 👨‍🏫, who apologised for the next four years while she was still at that school 🏫, and finally she is actually a Netball Umpire 🏀, which is basically a Referee, thanks loads for these Jamaya... ❤️👏🚿🚿💎💎

04/05/2026

This job was a gutter vacuuming/clearing on a rather tall house 🏠 in Wadebridge, my customer wasn't home, so here is my friend, the lovely Mike 💙 to tell us a few facts about himself, I do like the last one best 😀, years ago whilst Christmas 🤶 shopping in Tesco located in Aldershot, he was rammed by a trolley 🛒 in the back of the legs 🦵 and fell flat on his face, and a bloke looked over him and said 'get out of my effing way', a security guard came over and asked if he was okay, apart from being a bit shocked 😮 Mike thought right!, as he watched the harassing man with a big Xmas list rushing around, so he followed him covertly 😁, and on the last aisle the bloke left his full shopping trolley unattended and went to get something he forgot, Mike seized his moment and grabbed the handle and pushed the trolley whilst filling the top of it with crisps, bottles of pop and chocolates, and calmly took it to the far side of the supermarket near the warehouse entrance, and tucked it up behind a pallet, he went back to his trolley and watched the man running up and down all the aisles like a lunatic looking 👀 for his shopping, he said he would never have found it 😆, he is the unofficial Tony Hadley lookalike candidate for St Merryn, and finally, he is a big Leeds United fan and in January 1999 he went to see them versus Portsmouth at Fratton Park in the fourth round of the The FA Cup, he managed to get a ticket 🎫 for the Pompey end and said it was a bit raucous, when he got to his seat 💺 there was a massive bloke sitting in it, he said he was as big as Tyson Fury with hands like shovels 🪏, Mike showed him his ticket and said that was his seat number, and the bloke turned to him and said 'Yeah, so what are you gonna do about it', Mike obviously thought best not to argue and walked further down the stand and stood quietly at the front barrier with a good view of the game, a security guard soon approached him and said 'Hey mate, you can't stand there, you have to go back to your seat', Mike quickly showed him his ticket and said that someone was already sat in his allocated seat, the security officer 👮‍♀️ said 'No problem, he will soon sort this out', two minutes later he came back quite shocked and said to Mike, 'You are okay to stand here mate!!!' 😆😆, thanks for these Mike... 👏👍🚿🚿💎💎

30/04/2026

Here's a softwashing job of Tarquin's Cornish Gin shop in Padstow, no one was there as it was early, so I've asked my buddy, the lovely Ben 💙 for a few factoids about himself seeing as it's Mayday tomorrow and he is also the DPD driver for Padstow, here we are then, by the way, one of these isn't true, so if you can guess, he has been with DPD UK 🇬🇧 for over 17 years, he started as a fresh faced 22 year old, now he's almost 39 and bald 😆 (his words not mine 😀), and has clocked over 500,000 deliveries!!!, he has a sweet tooth 🦷 and used to be addicted to jaffa cakes, but now his go to is any kind of cake 🧁 in a bowlful of Milk 🥛, what? 😆, when he was at secondary school 🏫 he got suspended for letting off a stink bomb 💣 during a Science Class with a substitute teacher 😄, and last of all his surname is Colquhoun which is Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 nobody can pronounce it properly, as it has a silent 'Qu', so It's 'Cohooooon', and he wants people to shout that at him whenever you see him!!!, and he has heard it pronounced every way possible, his best one was a football 🥅 write up in a newspaper where they referred to him as Bob Caloon 😆😆, thanks for these Ben meht... 👏👊🚿🚿💎💎

23/04/2026

So this job was a big pressure washing one of patios and stairs etc for my repeat clients who always keep on top of their maintenance 🧑‍🔧 at The St Enodoc Hotel
🏨 for The Ainsworth Collection, and here Ive roped in my friend, the lovely Rhea 💙of Enid's Ices fame for a few factoids about herself, here goes, deep breath, my favourite is the last one 1️⃣, ill stop talking now and get on with them 😆, she accidentally entered a triathlon in New Zealand 🇳🇿 by cycling 🚴‍♀️ on her normal route to work, she came across some bollards and just ignored them because she didn't know any other way of going, next thing she knows there are people clapping 👏 and cheering her on from the side of the road and other cyclists whizzing passed her in Lycra, she was totally motivated to get to work from that 😆, she sang on stage with The Wurzels at her Aunties Wedding 💒, when she was 15 she scored three goals against the Barbados 🇧🇧 National Netball Team, because the other minor team hadn't turned up, they got whooped 86-3 but like she says, those goals still count 😁, she used to be a journalist for Gasworld Magazine and knows more about Industrial 🏭 Gas than she thought she would, she ate llama 🦙 tikka masala in Peru 🇵🇪, she likes to tell everyone she was named after Zeus's Mother from Greek Mythology, but in reality she was named after Danny De Vito's wife Rhea Perlman because her Mum was pregnant with her and saw the name in the credits while watching Cheers 😆😆, and finally I know why her business is called Enids Ices, but can't tell you, you will have to go down for an ice cream 🍦 and find out 👍, thanks for these Rhea... 👏👍🚿🚿💎💎

14/04/2026

So last week I had a block of flats in Wadebridge to clear and clean 🧼 all the gutters etc, spoke to a couple of tenants who were very nice 👌 but forgot to ask if they wanted to do a Facebook post with me, so I've enlisted my good friend, the lovely Leigh 💙, for a few factoids about him, so here we go, he moved down 5 years ago from Bideford and thought it would be a good idea to cycle 🚲 it, it took him around 6 and a half hours and over 100kms rode, and he hasn't touched his bike since 😆, he is actually allergic to Steak Pies 🥧, he loves a good festival with a mosh pit to throw himself into, he is a hardcore Clash of Clans player, and my favourite, he has a goldfish called 'Fat Mike', thanks for these Leigh... 👏👍🚿🚿💎💎

13/04/2026

So this job was in sunny 🌞 Porthilly in Rock 🤘 last week, and it was a gutter cleaning 🧼 and clearing one for a repeat client, they weren't in, so I've roped my good friend, the lovely Steve 💙 in to share a couple of factoids about himself, here goes, when he was younger, he spent 2 and a half weeks in Los Angeles with The Who because his Dad was playing trombone for them, he went to all the gigs and backstage parties 🥳 also, he has been playing congas drums 🪘 and percussion for over 50 years and is currently in The Harbour Boys band, he has been working with leather for 30 years making bespoke belts etc and had a shop in Padstow for a while, and finally he is a big Crystal Palace fan, thanks for these Steve... 👏👍🚿🚿💎💎

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