04/09/2025
Confessions of a cleaner 🧽 🪣 💁🏻♀️
When you’ve mopped a floor and the customer walks over it and says ‘oh sorry, I’m walking on your clean floor!’ It’s your floor pal & I’m not mopping it again 👌🏻
Those people that constantly ask for extra jobs to be done but never pay extra……Ahhhhhhhhhh!! Kill me now. 🔪
We hate chasing payments…please just pay! It’s not hard. 💰
We hate it when people follow us about & get under our feet…just let us do our job 🤦🏻♀️
People that never offer us a drink… I’ll dehydrate then…thanks! 🙄
I’m a cleaner, a marriage counsellor, a bed maker, a shoulder to cry on, a ear for you to whinge at, I’m not a skivvy so please don’t treat me like one! 💁🏻♀️
Please don’t leave me last nights pots, pans, air fryer and every utensil you own…I’m there to clean not spend half an hour washing pots.
People that constantly message me…you make me want to change my number/ block you…I do have a life and a family. Please be respectful.
If you have lots of clutter, it takes longer to clean…
if you leave a room too messy, I’ll have to leave it…
if you have work done, cleaning takes longer (especially building work) dust takes forever to settle…
Customers that have added so many jobs into their 2 hour general clean and then ask me why I didn’t get time to do their other demands 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
I have lots more so let me know if you’d like to hear them 😂😜💁🏻♀️
