04/09/2026
Copied but true
🚨 PSA: If you’re shocked at a price increase from your cleaner, let me remind you what we actually do…
We’re not just *dusting a shelf*.
We’re on our hands and knees scrubbing poo out of toilets.
We’re mopping up wee from your bathroom floor.
We’re tackling years of baked-on grease and grime in cupboards.
We’re fishing your p***s out the shower like it’s some kind of Olympic sport.
This is not a “spray and wipe” job. This is graft.
This is sweat.
This is hard bloody work
So when we say our prices have gone up, don’t side-eye us. Don’t “umm” and “ahh”.
Just remember:
👉 You wouldn’t do it.
👉 We do it so you don’t have to.
👉 And our worth isn’t up for debate.
Respect the clean. Respect the cleaner. đź’Ş
