TootSweep

TootSweep I am a trained, trustworthy, reliable chimney sweep covering Tooting and surrounding areas ( most SW

If you are selling your home it’s worth getting the chimney swept. More & more I find conveyancers will require an in-da...
27/07/2026

If you are selling your home it’s worth getting the chimney swept. More & more I find conveyancers will require an in-date certificate before the sale can complete 🏡

Smoke testing a chimney this morning for safety. I now use a portable smoke machine that doesn’t produce the toxic fumes...
22/07/2026

Smoke testing a chimney this morning for safety. I now use a portable smoke machine that doesn’t produce the toxic fumes that traditional smoke pellets make 🔥

An odd one this. Champagne bottle was holding an almighty debris-bomb in place, including a mummified bird. One wrong mo...
11/06/2026

An odd one this. Champagne bottle was holding an almighty debris-bomb in place, including a mummified bird. One wrong move and Boom! All sorted & clean as a whistle now. Unfortunately the fizz was quaffed in 1988. 🍾

Recent chimney sweep in Putney. Seems it hadn’t been done since WW2! 🫣
04/06/2026

Recent chimney sweep in Putney. Seems it hadn’t been done since WW2! 🫣

Flat above a shop on a busy Red Route? I can help, but preferably early on a Sunday morning! 💪
31/05/2026

Flat above a shop on a busy Red Route? I can help, but preferably early on a Sunday morning! 💪

Top floor flat in Notting Hill with no parking bays for miles. I had to employ a stealth parking technique to avoid a ti...
13/05/2026

Top floor flat in Notting Hill with no parking bays for miles. I had to employ a stealth parking technique to avoid a ticket here!

‘‘Tis the season for kamikaze pigeons. They fall off the chimney pot & can’t flap their wings so find their way to the b...
25/04/2026

‘‘Tis the season for kamikaze pigeons. They fall off the chimney pot & can’t flap their wings so find their way to the bottom of the chimney. If you notice debris falling into your fireplace it’s probably a frustrated bird. I can remove the bird alive to fly away happily IF you call me in good time. The dead bird in the picture was a victim of tenants calling their agents who called the landlord & in the meantime poor birdy passed away.

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