Shorty’s Group UK

01/11/2026

Is your caravan, motorhome or campervan ready for winter?

We’re now taking bookings for our exterior deep cleans, including a full roof clean, wheels, arches, safe contact wash, protective winter coating and more!

Fully mobile with our own water and power, whether you’re at home or at a storage site.

Drop our team a message to get booked in! https://wa.me/message/WKHCLDDVB7O2M1

01/11/2026

Run or manage a car dealership?

We’re looking for dealerships to partner with on our new Paint Enhance programme.

Additional revenue streams, no set-up costs, full training and admin support, plus a great way to bring customers back to your dealership.

Interested? Drop our team a message on WhatsApp and we’ll send over the details.

https://wa.me/message/WKHCLDDVB7O2M1

20/01/2026

Bring your vehicle back to factory condition.
Protect it for years.
Help maintain its value — or sell it for more.

From full paintwork correction to 4–5 year ceramic protection, we tailor the work to your car and your plans.
Perfect if you’re selling, keeping it long-term, or just want it looking unreal.

⭐ “Sold my car for more than expected.”

📩 Message us to book — we’ll tell you exactly what your car needs.

🖥️ Website/App: www.shortys.group

Built for Simplicity. Driven by Standards. At Shorty’s, we don’t just clean cars — we redefine convenience. Born in Britain and built on high standards, we deliver home and workplace mobile valeting that’s sharp, reliable, and done properly.

21/11/2025

Winter kills your vehicle’s value. Protect it with our 6-month ceramic protection. Book online in seconds, or simply message our team and we’ll sort it.❄️

• Fully mobile, fully equipped, and fully ready for winter.
We carry our own water 💧 and power ⚡ — you just relax while we do the graft.
T&Cs apply to all bookings via www.shortys.group

05/07/2025

🚐💦 Middle of nowhere? No problem.
If your car’s dirty and there’s a postcode nearby, we’re coming for it.

Today’s job: Valeting in the wild. Sheep were judging us, but the car came out spotless. 🐑✨

📍Mobile valeting that actually goes mobile — book yours today!

05/07/2025

🚐 We Bring the Valet to You!
You: Still in your pyjamas, eating toast.
Us: Outside, fighting grime like it insulted our mum.

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💦 We don’t need your hose.
🔌 We don’t need your plug.
💪 We definitely don’t need your help.
We’re fully loaded, fully insured, and fully sick of seeing nice motors covered in shame.

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✨ Interior blitzed.
✨ Exterior gleaming.
✨ Your dignity as a car owner? Restored.

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Tired of driving round in a mobile crisp packet?
You need Shorty’s.
Just want a one-off clean?
No problem — we do those too. No pressure. No dodgy small print. Just a proper job.

Want perks, discounts & regular visits?
You really need the Shorty’s Clubhouse.

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Join the Clubhouse =
✅ Huge Discounts
✅ Priority Bookings
✅ We pop round automatically every 4 or 8 weeks — like the good kind of ex.

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📲 Book now or message us before your car becomes wildlife.

🌐 www.shortys.group

📩 Or message us here on Facebook

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Shorty’s Group Limited | Built on Graft | Trusted by Motors Across Yorkshire | T&Cs Apply

22/06/2025

We don’t ask for your water. We don’t need your electric. We just turn up and transform your car — properly.

Shorty’s is fully mobile, fully insured, and fully equipped, delivering high-end vehicle valeting straight to your door — whether you’re at home or at work.

This isn’t a backstreet scratch & shine — it’s professional care for people who take pride in their vehicles.

📍Covering North & West Yorkshire
📲 Message us on Messenger, WhatsApp or visit www.shortys.group — bookings fill fast.

21/06/2025

Quick clip of a wheel getting the treatment.We come to you fully equipped & fully insured — no water or electricity needed.If your car needs a proper clean, drop us a message on Messenger, WhatsApp or through the site: www.shortys.group📍North & West Yorkshire | Bookings open nowDeal on right now — ending soon. Don’t miss it.

19/06/2025

Shorty’s is on the move across parts of North & West Yorkshire, delivering expert mobile valeting straight to your door.🚨 Our biggest deal yet is live — but only for a limited time. Book now to secure your slot before it ends.📲 Message us today to get booked in. www.shortys.group

04/06/2025

We’re out on the road week in, week out, keeping motors gleaming and customers smiling.

Consistency’s key, and we’re showing up every day to prove it.
Some cracking offers are on the way as we shift things up a gear — so keep an eye on this page 👀

Want yours booked in? Just drop us a message or use our simple website to book.
💳 Pay after the service — no hassle, no pressure.