13/05/2026
Attention all Clients and future clients!
This is your public service announcement from Mr C…
There will come a day when I leave you a present by accident!
I’m absolutely shocking at leaving things behind- I’ve been known to have messages about a brightly coloured cloth still on the side, a Bluetooth speaker looking lonely on the kitchen table, a hoover attachment that’s fallen off the side, I’ve even left a rogue feather duster propped up in someone’s hallway…
But tonight I received this text from a client. “You didn’t tell me I was having a sleepover” with a photo of Henry Hoover. 😂😂😂 Now Henry is currently in his stroppy teenage years so I’m not sure if he’s feeling abandoned or loving the freedom of being elsewhere tonight but I’m sure he’s safe until tomorrow with my client K!