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Doodies 🐶 Doodies – Professional Dog Waste Removal 💩
We scoop it so you don’t have to! Weekly, fortnightly & one-off garden clean-ups. Reliable, discreet & local.

Message us for a quote 🧹🐾

🐶 DOG OWNERS – LET’S SEE YOUR HAPPIEST DOG!We’re running a fun little competition at DOODIES…📸 Post a picture of your ha...
16/03/2026

🐶 DOG OWNERS – LET’S SEE YOUR HAPPIEST DOG!

We’re running a fun little competition at DOODIES…

📸 Post a picture of your happiest dog in the comments!

The photo with the most likes wins a FREE garden p**p cleanup! 💩✨

Perfect if your dog has been busy decorating the lawn lately 😅

🐾 All breeds welcome
🐾 As many photos as you like
🐾 Tell us your dog’s name!

🏆 Winner gets a FREE DOODIES cleanup

📅 Competition ends at the end of March

Good luck everyone… let’s see those happy faces!

Craig
DOODIES – We scoop the p**p so you don’t have to.

📞 07943 021989
🌐 doodies.co.uk

⚠️ The Hidden Dangers of Old Dog Poo (A Scientific* List)(*science conducted by people who’ve stepped in it)💣 1. Biologi...
08/02/2026

⚠️ The Hidden Dangers of Old Dog Poo (A Scientific* List)

(*science conducted by people who’ve stepped in it)

💣 1. Biological Warfare

Old dog poo doesn’t decompose… it evolves.
After a few weeks it becomes a biohazard capable of:
• Smelling worse when wet
• Sticking to shoes like it’s got abandonment issues
• Ruining relationships (“WHY DID YOU WALK IT IN HERE?!”)

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🦠 2. The Germ Retirement Village

That innocent-looking brown curl?
It’s home to:
• E. coli
• Worm eggs
• Bacteria having a full-on festival

Basically Glastonbury for germs.

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👟 3. Footwear Assassination

Old poo has the consistency of:
• Cold tar
• Peanut butter from hell
• Regret

One step and your trainers are emotionally damaged forever.

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👶 4. Child Attraction Magnet

Kids are drawn to old dog poo like:
• Moths to flames
• Toddlers to plug sockets

They will touch it.
They will ask questions.
You will question your life choices.

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🌧️ 5. Rain Activates Beast Mode

Dry poo = tolerable
Wet poo = chemical weapon

Rain rehydrates it, unlocking:
• Stronger smell
• Wider spread
• Faster shoe transfer speed

Nature’s worst DLC update.

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🐾 6. Dog Re-Roll System

Other dogs will:
• Sniff it
• Roll in it
• Eat it (why are dogs like this?)

Congratulations. Your dog now smells like a Victorian alleyway.

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🧠 7. Mental Health Impact

Studies show old dog poo causes:
• Sudden rage
• Loud swearing
• Passive-aggressive garden comments
• “I JUST cleaned this lawn!”

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🏡 8. Property Devaluation

One neglected garden pile can:
• Ruin BBQs
• Cancel garden parties
• Make visitors “suddenly remember something important”

Estate agents call it “organic deterrent”.

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🧹 9. Cleanup Gets Worse Over Time

Fresh poo = easy
Old poo = archaeology

You’re no longer scooping…
You’re excavating history.

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🧨 10. It’s a Slippery Slope

One poo becomes:
• Two poos
• Then a “system”
• Then a minefield

Next thing you know, you’re tiptoeing through your own garden like it’s the Somme.

💣 Is your garden a minefield? 💩Fed up of stepping in it…Arguing about whose turn it is…Or just sick of dealing with dog ...
08/02/2026

💣 Is your garden a minefield? 💩

Fed up of stepping in it…
Arguing about whose turn it is…
Or just sick of dealing with dog mess altogether?

Let DOODIES handle the dirty work so you don’t have to 🧹🐶

✅ One-off clean-ups
✅ Weekly or fortnightly visits
✅ Photo proof after every visit
✅ Gates locked after service
✅ Friendly, professional, hi-vis team

💷 Prices from just:
• £12 weekly
• £20 fortnightly
• £50 one-off clean

📍 Local, reliable & discreet
📩 Message us now to get booked in

👉 We scoop it so you don’t have to.

Address

Hartford Marina
Huntingdon
PE282AA

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+447943021989

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