Life of Grime Ovens

25/02/2026

I have a last minute cancellation for an oven clean in the Dunfermline area this morning. Please Call, message or WhatsApp before the missus does 😉
Michael

*Update*

Slot taken

07/10/2025

14/01/2025

I have a slot available this afternoon around Dunfermline, to clean your oven. Give me a call 07894914292, message, WhatsApp, email me, carrier pigeon or if the oven is really bad turn it on and I’ll see the smoke signal.

07/01/2025

Happy New Year everyone.
I’ve got a slot available this afternoon in the Dunfermline area. New Year New(ish) Oven and all that.

24/12/2024

I have had a brilliant year cleaning your ovens. Yeh, that might sound a bit wide cos who likes cleaning ovens but it’s not the cleaning, it’s meeting and gabbing to you guys that makes it for me. Beats working for a living 🧐
Have a brilliant festive season and but calm doon with the goose fat!! 😉

13/10/2024

A week of calm before the storm of the Christmas cleaning chaos!

25/09/2024

You think you’ve seen it all.
Then you find someone has used white emulsion to paint over the dirt on the hob 😳

I’ve got a space tomorrow if you are considering painting your hob! 😉

23/09/2024

It’s that time of year again already.
The calendar is filling up quickly so if you haven’t booked in for the Christmas clean don’t wait. I’ve switched off electronic booking on the website so don’t worry if you can’t see any availability. There’s still plenty of slots available. Phone, email WhatsApp, text, message through the page or website.

02/09/2024

Cancellation spot tomorrow morning around Dunfermline. Don’t worry there’s no surge pricing!! 😉

28/08/2024

Some might say when you get a late cancellation you don’t look back in anger, roll with it and remain an oasis of calm. Whatever! I’ve got other things on my mind this week!
If your oven needs a spruce, stop crying your heart out, I’ve a wee slot tomorrow morning Fife side, mad for it!

20/08/2024

We are almost there, it’s within touching distance. This time tomorrow we’ll be cracking the champagne whilst waving them off! And if your oven is a mess after the holidays I’ve got space tomorrow to get it sorted. Give me a shout.