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Dirty Marks Cleaning Services

Name: Dirty Marks Cleaning Services
Address: 101 Dixons Green Road, Dudley, DY27DJ, GB
Telephone: 01384 660069

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31/10/2026

GOOD HEAD NEEDED!

I genuinely couldn’t think of a decent headline for today’s post.

I reckon the picture speaks for itself.

If not, that’s me cleaning a row of wheelie bins yesterday.

(No, we don’t clean individual household bins before you ask. You’ll need 10 or more for our wheelie bin washing service.)

Anyway, I’m clearly struggling for inspiration today.

If you can think of a good headline or caption for this photograph…

Crack on!

30/10/2026

IT’S FAKING FRIDAY!

My wife says she doesn’t want to fake it anymore.

I said, “Come on, Gemma. It’s Friday!”

Anyway, she’s finally agreed, tempted by what I reckon is the best Friday fakeaway of them all.

Homemade Chinese salt and pepper chicken with chilli fried rice.

Mmmmm.

I can’t wait… It’s Fr fr fr FRIDAY‼️

29/10/2026

Come on down… the price is right

Remember back in the day, with Leslie Crowther?

They described an item and the contestants had to guess its price.

Yesterday I had to order a new window cleaning pole.

So, Wanna play?

“This streamline carbon fiber 6 section telescopic window cleaning pole is made from carbon fibre and finished in classy black. Its sections are oval to prevent spinning so all of the pressure applied goes straight to the glass. It has upgraded clips, a pencil jets and a genuine boar hair brush head.”

Guess the price of this top of the range addition to any quality window cleaners equipment????

Put your guesses in the comments and I will reveal the price later.

27/10/2026

Chaos‼️

Temporary traffic lights on the Himley Road by the five ways pub.

Temporary lights, traffic cones… no actual hole!

Just S**t loads of traffic

Well done highways.

27/10/2026

Confession… I think I’ve been doing it wrong.

I have been scrolling through my Facebook feed.

The algorithm has decided to show me the Facebook post of lots of other window cleaners.

Probably not helped by me keeping clicking into them.

It seems that the industry standard is for window cleaners to repeatedly post before and after pictures or pictures of said window cleaners smiling with his water fed pole brush.

Am I doing this Facebook thing wrong?

Just in case I have done the smiling picture to see how it’s received.

Anyway, here’s my obligatory photograph of me smiling with my brush. Hopefully I’ve got it right this time.

26/10/2026

Should I?

I was thinking about Halloween and the inevitable trick or treaters.

I thought it could be quite funny to record the sound of me starting up my two stroke petrol chain saw.

When I answered the trick or treaters on my ring camera with a pleasant “I’m coming”

I would play out the sound on a speaker in my hallway.

I decided to tell Gemma about my idea…

As I said the words out loud, I was smacked in the face by reality.

It was a terrible idea.

It’s a good job I don’t live on my own….. imagine?

Latest idea is to get a bag of swizzles or something.

Note to self, STOP THINKING!

23/10/2026

Top Mezza Spoons, not in my top three.

Last night we all went up to the Wetherspoons at the Waterfront for my father-in-law’s birthday (happy birthday Bill).

It’s a pleasant Spoons but unfortunately it doesn’t make my top three.

Mine are:

🥉 3. Worcester
🥈 2. Kingswinford
🥇 1. Tower Bridge, London (Overlooks The Tower of London but at Wetherspoons prices)

Anyway, I had a nice couple of Aspalls and a Thursday night curry.

What are your top three?

22/10/2026

I accidentally touched it with my knee and couldn’t believe it!

As typical Black Country folk would say…

“It’s dropped cowin cold ay it!”

And the evidence is irrefutable.

Maybe too much information…

But last night, at about 7pm, I sat on the loo and accidentally touched me knee on the radiator.

Christ me! That was hot!

The heating had come on for the first time since the long hot summer.

In all honesty, I’d been tempted to give it a boost the other day after coming home out of the cold cleaning windows, but the Mrs wouldn’t let me.

But now the thermostat has taken control and at last we can get warm again!

Anyway, back out into the cold. I’m cleaning windows in Netherton today.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

21/10/2026

“I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE YOU!”

That’s something my wife Gemma says to me quite regularly.

She reckons I’ve got more bad luck than anyone she’s ever known.

Anyway, yesterday, I was cleaning a customer’s windows when he mentioned that he reads my Facebook posts.

“They’re quite funny,” he said.

I thanked him and carried on working, but afterwards I started thinking about what he’d said.

You see, I don’t actually write these posts trying to be funny. I’m just telling people what’s happened during my working day.

The roadworks, things going wrong and all sorts of situations I somehow seem to find myself in.

And apparently, people find this entertaining.

I’m not entirely sure what to make of that.

Perhaps Gemma’s got a point after all. 😂

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20/10/2026

❤️ LOOK WHO TURNED UP OUT OF THE BLUE LAST NIGHT!

There I was, expecting a perfectly ordinary Monday evening when…

SURPRISE! 😲

My daughter Jorja has come home from university for the night!

No warning, no big announcement. Just a lovely surprise visit. ❤️

It’s funny how someone turning up unexpectedly can completely make your day.

Not a bad way to start the week! 😊

‼️And this week it’s only going to get better. Make sure you follow this page so that you don’t miss my announcement later this week. Hit the follow button now. ‼️

Address

101 Dixons Green Road
Dudley
DY27DJ

Opening Hours

Monday	7am - 9pm
Tuesday	7am - 9pm
Wednesday	7am - 9pm
Thursday	7am - 9pm
Friday	7am - 9pm
Saturday	7am - 9pm
Sunday	7am - 9pm

Telephone

01384 660069

Website

http://www.dirtymarkscleaning.com/

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