04/10/2026
⚠️ RIGHT! BEFORE ANYONE SAYS IT, YES, I KNOW IT’S ONLY OCTOBER BUT 👇! ⚠️
I’d personally like to get Halloween 🎃 and Bonfire Night 🎆 out of the way first before we start pretending Christmas is next week but apparently my diary didn’t get the memo !
It is already looking absolutely MANIC in the run-up to Christmas, and honestly, I can’t thank you all enough for keeping me so busy i appreciate you all 🫶.
So here’s my little warning!
If you know you’re going to want extra cleaning before Christmas, PLEASE give me plenty of notice.
Please don’t message me on the 22nd December with:
Hi Helen, any chance you could just squeeze in an extra few hours before Christmas?
Because the professional answer will be,
Aww, I’m really sorry, I’m completely fully booked.” ☺️
But what I’ll actually be thinking is:
It’s the bloody 22nd of December, P # # # OFF! 😂😂😂
Because by then I’ll probably be running on caffeine, Quality Street and whatever bit of sanity I’ve got left.
Anyway if things get really desperate, you might even get the Christmas special which will be ME AND THE HUSBAND!
Yep, I’ll drag him along, stick a apron on him a cloth in one hand, a hoover in the other and tell him to get cracking.
And before anyone worries about the standard of cleaning he’s lived with me nearly 18 years and spent enough years married to me to know that if I say “you’ve missed a bit”, he’d better bloody go back and clean it no questions asked. 👋🤣🧹
Along with that he’s also had the mop swung around him enough times to know which end he needs to hold now! 😂
Joking aside, I honestly really really do appreciate every single one of you, your all the best. 🫶❤️ If you’d like extra hours, a deeper clean or a proper Christmas freshen-up, please do let me know as early as possible and I’ll do everything I can to fit you all in.
Now can we go back to pumpkins and fireworks for another month please?! 🎃🎆.
Professional cleaning By Helen
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