01/11/2026
🚨 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN?! 🚨
She has reportedly been spotted entering people’s homes, armed with a Henry Hoover, a mop bucket and a suspicious amount of cleaning products. 👀
WANTED FOR:
🧽 Making taps shine like they’ve never shone before.
🧹 Scraping years’ worth of deep-down hair and dirt out of carpets.
🚿 Attacking limescale and grime without mercy.
✨ Cleaning all those forgotten corners you didn’t even know needed attention.
🧼 Leaving absolutely no excuse for a dusty skirting board.
LAST SEEN: Leaving a customer’s home looking suspiciously spotless.
The homeowner reports that their taps are sparkling, their carpets feel brand new and their entire home feels INSANELY different.
The suspect goes by the name MopSwolds & Co and is believed to be taking bookings across the Cotswolds.
⚠️ APPROACH WITH CAUTION: She may just make you fall in love with your home all over again.
📩 Want her to pay YOUR home a visit? Get in touch for a FREE, no-obligation quote!