Poo Patrol

06/03/2026

🐾 Stop the Guilt & reclaim Your garden with Poo Patrol! 🐾
Using a p**p scooping service doesn't mean you're a lazy pet owner—it means you’re smart about your time and your yard’s hygiene.
Life happens, and we get it. At Poo Patrol, we know every household is different, and the reasons you choose our service are your own. Whether you’re dealing with:

✅ Serious health concerns or mobility challenges that make scooping difficult.
✅ A demanding work schedule that leaves you no time.
✅ A busy family life with little time to spare for messy chores.
Whatever the reason, it's nobody's business but yours. Let us handle the dirty work so you can focus on what matters most.

🏡 Our Services Include:
Reliable, professional, and discreet scooping.
A spotless garden, ready for your pet (and you!) to enjoy.
Don't let dog waste take over your lawn. Get back to enjoying your home without the mess!
Ready to reclaim your garden?

📞 Contact us at 07934495040 to discuss your needs or get a free quote.

05/03/2026

✨ BIG UPDATES from Poo Patrol! ✨

We’ve refreshed our prices to give you more options for a mess-free garden. Choose the plan that fits your pack:

💩 Standard: 1 Clean/Week — £15pw
⭐ Premium: 2 Cleans/Week — £25pw
🧹 The Reset: One-Off Clean — From £45
Don’t let the dog mess pile up—let us do the dirty work for you! DM to book. 🐾"

First clean from £20..

A reason to choose poo patrol 💩

You're essentially buying back your Saturday morning and avoiding the "landmine" crawl through the grass.

Hygiene: Frequent visits (twice a week) are much better for the health of your lawn and keeping flies away, especially as we head into warmer months.

28/02/2026

Sharing for a local business

DO YOU NEED A DOG WALKER ❓❓

🧡 G R O U P & S O L O
W A L K S A V A I L A B L E 🧡

Many of my dog families are shift workers, so I’m increasingly finding that I have some availability that could suit anyone currently looking for a dog walker. I’m fully booked in the mornings until 23rd March to cover existing bookings, but after that there will be space for additional dogs if required.

In the afternoons, I have a few solo walks scheduled; however, these are quite flexible in terms of the days they are needed, which allows for some additional availability.

LUNCHTIMES ARE FULLY BOOKED

Between 8–10 am and 4–6 pm there is some availability for walks for dogs. This could be those that require one-to-one care. Alternatively, I could start another small group during these times - provided the dogs are suitable and compatible of course.

So if you live in the CA2 and CA3 areas of Carlisle and wondering if I could help - please pop me a message.

Whether it’s one off walks you need, once weekly or even a couple of walks each week I can tailor the walk to their individual needs. I will try my best to help whatever you may need.

🐕‍🦺 Fully insured ✅
🦮 Recent DBS check February 2026 ✅
🐕‍🦺 Canine first aid trained - updated February 2026 ✅
🦮 5 tractive GPS trackers available each day ✅
🐕‍🦺 Experienced and established dog walker (I can provide references if needed) ✅

Pop me a message I will try my best to help ###
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24/02/2026

💩🐶 Help Our Small Business Grow (Without Getting Your Hands Dirty!) 🐶✨

If you’re a fan of a p**p-free lawn or just want to support a local business, we need your help and it won't cost you a penny!

Like our page 👍
Follow us for updates 🐾
Share this post with your dog-loving neighbors 📢

Why it matters: The "Facebook Algorithm" loves your engagement! Every share helps us be seen helping us reach local pet parents who need a hand. You get a cleaner community, and we get to grow. Win-win! 🐾💚

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18/02/2026

Another lawn all poo FREE now with the help of Poo Patrol....💪

Call or txt to get yourself booked in

17/02/2026

Poo patrol to the rescue....All bagged up and a fresh lawn for the day 💪💪

16/02/2026

🐾 About Poo Patrol
Keeping Carlisle’s Gardens Poo-Free! 🌿

Welcome to Poo Patrol, your local, reliable, and affordable dog waste removal service. Founded by Gemma, we provide a trustworthy solution for busy parents, elderly individuals, and pet owners who want to enjoy a clean, sanitary garden without the hassle.

Based in Carlisle and serving the surrounding areas, our mission is simple: we handle the "poo pick" so you don’t have to. Whether you have one dog or a whole pack, we ensure your outdoor space is safe and pristine for the whole family to enjoy.

Why Choose Us?
Affordable Rates: Weekly service starting from just £15.
Reliable Service: A professional team you can trust in your garden.
Locally Owned: Proudly serving the Carlisle community.
Your dog will thank you, and your shoes will too! 🐕✨
📞 Contact Gemma today for a quote: 07934495040