Guns and Hoses pressure washing

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Guns and Hoses pressure washing We will take your drive, walls or decking to paradise city! Removing all grime and saving you time.

15/10/2026

Last call for anyone wanting a patio or drive clean this year.

We stop around second week in November, so if you were thinking about getting something done, spaces are limited.

Please don’t tidy your garden before I come round to quote for the tidying.It’s like cleaning the house before the clean...
30/09/2026

Please don’t tidy your garden before I come round to quote for the tidying.

It’s like cleaning the house before the cleaner comes. You’re doing my bit 😂

If it’s got away from you, it’s got away from you.

I’m talking w**ding, grass cutting and giving the hedge a trim. If you’ve got 50-foot conifers, you need someone else. And possibly a crane.

I can also jet wash your patio and paths while we’re getting things looking decent.

Guns & Hoe-ses garden tidy-ups, October and November. £25 an hour, minimum two hours, with an estimate agreed before I start. Patio and path cleaning quoted separately.

Waste goes in your green bin, or you arrange disposal at your own cost. I don’t take it away.

Send me a message. You don’t even have to apologise for the state of it.

You know that random sunny day in October when everyone suddenly goes back outside?Would be nice to sit on a clean patio...
26/09/2026

You know that random sunny day in October when everyone suddenly goes back outside?

Would be nice to sit on a clean patio when it happens, wouldn’t it?

Cup of tea, bit of sunshine on your face, pretending you can’t see the washing that needs bringing in.

If your patio could do with a clean, message me, and I’ll pop round to quote.

I can’t promise you an afternoon in the sun. But if we get one, you won’t have to spend it cleaning the bloody patio 😂

Having people round is a brilliant way of noticing everything you’ve ignored for six months.Suddenly you’re cleaning the...
25/09/2026

Having people round is a brilliant way of noticing everything you’ve ignored for six months.

Suddenly you’re cleaning the skirting boards and wondering whether you can park the car strategically over the worst bit of the drive 😂

I can help with the outside. You’re on your own with the cupboard you’ve shoved everything in.

Driveway cleaning £175, where I can complete it in a day, 9am–4pm, subject to a visit and survey. Patios quoted similarly.

The driveway offer finishes at the end of October. Message me, and I’ll come and have a look.

Funny how you can spend £40 on a plant and watch it die, but a w**d will happily grow through your driveway with absolut...
24/09/2026

Funny how you can spend £40 on a plant and watch it die, but a w**d will happily grow through your driveway with absolutely no encouragement.

If you’re growing more between your paving than you are in your borders, give me a shout 😂

The £175 driveway offer runs until the end of October, for drives I can clean in a day, 9am–4pm. I’ll need to pop round first to check yours fits the offer.

Paul, Guns & Hoses. Taking care of the plants you didn’t actually buy.

A nudge for everyone who’s seen the £175 driveway offer and thought “I’ll message him later”.Hello. It’s later 😂The offe...
18/09/2026

A nudge for everyone who’s seen the £175 driveway offer and thought “I’ll message him later”.

Hello. It’s later 😂

The offer ends at the end of October, and I’ve only got a limited number of spaces left.

£175 to clean a driveway I can do in a day, max 9am–4pm. I need to pop round first to check it fits the offer.

If you want it done, give me a shout so we can set a date.

Paul, Guns & Hoses.

If your garden’s looking lovely from the kitchen, but only because it gets dark earlier, give me a shout 😂🌿Guns & Hoe-se...
17/09/2026

If your garden’s looking lovely from the kitchen, but only because it gets dark earlier, give me a shout 😂🌿

Guns & Hoe-ses is doing garden tidy-ups through October and November.

A few customers asked if I’d tackle their gardens after seeing me work on their drives and patios, so here we are.

£25 an hour, minimum two hours. I’ll pop round first so we can agree what needs doing and roughly how long it’ll take.

Waste goes in your green bin, or you arrange disposal at your own cost. I don’t take it away.

Message me if you’d like yours sorted.

How’s that little Kärcher getting on? Finished the drive yet? 😂It seemed a good idea when you got it out of the shed. No...
11/09/2026

How’s that little Kärcher getting on? Finished the drive yet? 😂

It seemed a good idea when you got it out of the shed. Now your socks are wet, your back’s gone, and you’ve still got most of it to do.

I know, you CAN do it yourself. You can do lots of things yourself. Doesn’t mean that’s how you want to spend your weekend.

£175 to clean a driveway I can do in a day, 9am–4pm. I’ll pop round first to check it fits the offer.

Let me get wet and filthy instead. It’s practically my business model.

Paul, Guns & Hoses.

I’m not accepting that barbecue season is over.If the sun comes out in September or October, I’ll be out there. Possibly...
10/09/2026

I’m not accepting that barbecue season is over.

If the sun comes out in September or October, I’ll be out there. Possibly in a coat, but out there 😂

There’s still time to get the patio looking decent for another afternoon in the garden, even if everyone ends up eating in the kitchen.

Message me, and I’ll pop round to quote. The £175 driveway offer is still on too, provided I can finish it in a day, 9am–4pm. Visit and survey first.

I can clean your patio. I can’t do much about the forecast.

Nobody wants to end up on their arse taking the bins out. Especially if the neighbours have a Ring doorbell 😂If your dri...
08/09/2026

Nobody wants to end up on their arse taking the bins out. Especially if the neighbours have a Ring doorbell 😂

If your drive’s getting green and slippery, now’s a good time to get it cleaned. Leaving it until spring means another few months of looking at it and hoping for the best.

£175 if I can get your driveway done in a day, 9am–4pm. I’ll need to pop round first and check it’s suitable for the offer.

Give me a shout. Paul, Guns & Hoses.

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Llanishen
Cardiff

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