Noble Valet

28/05/2026

Chemical change coming very soon and dealerships crying out for me make the most of mega cheap prices there’s a new menu coming 💯💜
There’s a week left guys
Then next level

28/05/2026

Full valets let’s clean your car inside out
£20 most cars £30 family types add £10 per size going up 👍
Want more in depth valets book me a day £150 any car for showroom standard
I try to keep life simple for you and also I only really have one setting being adhd that’s all or nothing 😃
So no let’s add money for simple dog hair etc I just do the lot , no just interiors no just outside it’s all or nothing 💯

27/05/2026

So here’s an example of a real detailed car !
This is probably 9/10
To be detailed it must be 7/10 or above 💯👌
Can you imagine how good your VW Golf must be to claim it’s been detailed ??
Gtechniq guidelines a British company trust them 💯❤️
So now you do the maths how many claim to be Detailers that are no where close to being that ?
I’m the best valeter you’ll meet but real detailing is far past me 💯

Bottom line you’ll only be lucky enough to see 5/6 in a lifetime truly detailed
And if you think about it right now when was the last time you saw something close to this one ?

Real Detailers are next gen on levels of magic that few can get near
Especially with a one week course I’m mean please that’s insulting to good Detailers 💯

Once again I’m a great valeter if that’s what your after 💯

27/05/2026

27/05/2026

There’s an opening for later this afternoon if you want a valet let me know 👍

27/05/2026

£20 Full valet most cars💥 family types £30
Just go up £10 per size 👍
This is an inside out clean your car and away you go deal
Want a more detailed car book me a day around £150
Soon we switch to Concept chemicals next level and prices move slightly to around £35 most cars still incredibly cheap yet the valets will be incredible 💯
07526549602 what’s app or Noble valet messenger

27/05/2026

Ceramics?? The real …
It will wash off in around 2 yr not 3 if your using the vehicle..
Anyone claiming to do mobile ceramics are not approved by any major accreditor as they will not allow you to do it outside 💯

If you have a serious car like Ferrari or a Lambo then go to Topaz there unit is air controlled for dust and temperature 👍

If you want it a bit cheaper and more let’s protect your everyday car then I suggest this !
Nasiol ZR-53 Graphene coating 7 year durability

Best I ever used for actually doing what it needs to do , fairly easy to apply and cures fast
I do this for just £349 a car
Though as we are doing it outside no warranty can be given

All major ceramic coating brands insist you do this indoors remember that 👍

26/05/2026

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26/05/2026

If you own a dog this will change your life 💯
Wipe once in each direction and no hair is left
Around £15
Game changer 💯
Nobles moto is help as many as possible it’s how I’m built , hard town up North we learnt to help each other ❤️

26/05/2026

Max shine every time 🔥🔥