What Badock forgot to tell us when they put us in Unit 8

1. You will be Facebook raped countless times 2. When you go home for Christmas, you can’t wait to go back. 3. You will spend more money on fancy dress costumes than real clothes, and Freddie will always spend more money on tights. 4. you will turn into an alcoholic 5. You talk to your friends on facebook/text/bbm/call or shout at them across the corridor, because you can’t be bothered to get out of bed 6. You will not get to sleep before 3am, and if you manage to, youll be woken up due to incessant knocking on your door 7. You will live in your trackies/Claudia will live in Josh's 8. You will forget James multiple times. (we love you) 9. You will have got with Jess by the end of the year 10. you wake up drunk more often than not, probably in Jess' bed 11. You will be fat because Georgie will be making toast, and Anna will be making toasties every hour of every day. 12. You will have 2 microwaves in the kitchen, but only one of them works, and it will probably be stolen, or hidden in the fridge, along with all other kitchen appliances. 13. Being locked out is a standard unit 8 activity, resulting in sleepover due to the fact we are all so cheap that we dont want to pay the £2 fine 14. But you lock yourselves in your room when your dominoes arrives coz you dont want to share. (And hide leftovers under the sink) 15. The thai cleaner will have seen everything because she doesnt know how to knock. 16. It was one of the best days of the term when the thai cleaner got fired. Until Donna and friends started waking us all up with super loud conversations 17. You have no idea what is going on outside of Badock. 18. The only time your room is clean is when you’re meant to be working and you’re bored of facebook. It has been known for the room to be completely rearranged just to avoid work. 19. You never have 20ps for the washing so it just piles up until someone else is doing a wash and you can stuff it in together 20. You become very good at imitiating a Welsh accent thanks to Lowri 21. You will eat anything and everything all the time. And go on sainsburys trips to buy more just because Harry or Will will be driving. 22. You start to abreviate EVERYTHING 23. Most of your education will be obtained outside of lectures. Unless you are Maisie or Anna, who dont have any. Or Claudia who never goes. 24. You quickly learn never to introduce Maisie to family members. Be it cousins or siblings. Particularly cousins. 25. You can hear Josh's music from ground floor because it seems like a good idea to play it at full volume with the windows open 26. Hold your breath when you get to 3rd floor it smells horrendous 27. You should NEVER leave your door unlocked if you want to get any work done because Georgie and Gabe will come in with a guitar and serenade you. 28. You will know the words to all of Gabriel's songs 29. You will normally see Claudia in boys clothes which she has stolen, as opposed to her own 30. You forget certain boys exist due to the fact that COD and fifa are on every second of every day. 31. You can be sure that if you have a girl coming to visit, Freddie will ask is shes fit. He is a 'gashman/lone poon slayer' after all. 32. Dec will always tell you he's working. But he will be playing fifa or distracting someone else. 33. Cheryl Cole is God. And floor 1 will know all of her dance moves after a night in 34. Your pots and pans won’t wash themselves floor 3. Your George Foreman is a disgrace. 35. Will VG will come back from a night out as an invalid, with absolutely no idea how/why. 36. Gabriel, Jess and James's rooms have very bad auras. Avoid at all costs. 37. The hoover is probably missing. It will probably be propping the pantry door open, along with the overflowing bins. 38. Your shoes will be in someone elses room from when you went there to chill after lunch and then fell asleep. They will probably be Declan's. 39. You learn that you can cook anything in a microwave. 40. You will find many of Anna's scabby un washed up bowls everywhere 41. You will have played Alexa's saxophone with gusto. 42. Making groups like this seem like a great idea, and stop you from working even more.

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