19/10/2026
😡 **DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS?!** 😡
⚠️ PLEASE SHARE – I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S BEEN DOING TO PEOPLE'S HOUSES! 😤
Apparently, he's been turning up at people's homes with a van full of equipment, a big long pole and a suspiciously cheerful attitude.
Seems friendly enough. Polite, professional, always smiling...
**BUT LOOK WHAT HE'S BEEN UP TO...** 👀
🪟 Cleaning windows until they're absolutely spotless. Even removing bird mess that's been there for weeks!
🧽 Washing all the frames and sills – apparently some people have discovered their window frames are actually WHITE!
🚪 Even cleaning front doors and their frames. Honestly, where does it end?!
💦 Using purified water to leave everything sparkling clean, without a single streak in sight.
**AND THE WORST PART?!**
He's been arranging to come back every four or eight weeks to do it all over again!
Absolutely disgraceful. 😂
⚠️ **BE WARNED!** He's been spotted travelling around Bournemouth, Poole, Christchurch and the surrounding areas, removing dirt from people's homes without a single ounce of remorse!
**Anyway... confession time!** 😂
I'm Dom, the owner of **Pole Position Cleaning**, and the suspicious-looking bloke in the picture is actually one of our hardworking team members! 👋
And he's not acting alone...
We've got a whole team of them out there doing exactly the same thing! 😂
All jokes aside, we're a friendly, professional, local exterior cleaning company, and we take real pride in looking after our customers' homes.
Whether it's regular window cleaning, gutter clearing, fascias and soffits, conservatory roofs or pressure washing, we've got you covered.
🏡 Regular 4 or 8 weekly window cleaning
🪟 Glass, frames, sills and doors included
💧 Professional purified-water cleaning
⭐ Fully insured, reliable and friendly team
📍 Covering Bournemouth, Poole, Christchurch and surrounding areas
📩 **FREE, NO-OBLIGATION QUOTES!**
If you'd like one of our other team members to come and cause a similar amount of trouble at your property, just drop us a message! 😂
**Pole Position Cleaning** 🏁
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