Beauty and the bleach

23/04/2026

We came back to the house like “ahh finally, a nice calm evening”… forgetting we are the chaos 😅

After smashing a full house clearance last week with our waste clearance business The neat fleet, we thought we deserved a break… but no. Beauty and the bleach clocked in and said “round two, let’s go” 🧽✨

So here we are — husband on one end pretending he knows what “deep clean” means, me on the other doing 90% of the work but stopping every 5 minutes to admire how good it’s looking 😂 (joking 50/50 and I'm a proud wifey ❤️ Benji George) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Honestly though, nothing beats that fresh, sparkling, we did that feeling… even if we’re running purely on caffeine and questionable decisions.😀

Marriage is basically just: • lifting heavy stuff together 💪
• arguing over what counts as “clean” 🤨
• and celebrating with a takeaway after like we’ve climbed Everest 🍕
Wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️

Check our photos out of today's work.
✅ Fully insured
✅ Upper tier waste carrier licence
✅ Free no obligation quote
✅ Use of all our own products

📞 07377361458 or 07383350744
📧 [email protected]
📧 [email protected]

21/03/2026

27/02/2026

Every day is different at Beauty and the bleach

We started the morning of cleaning a large L shape sofa, started with hoovering, blotch clean, steam and upholstery clean, followed with some after care advice, leaving the sofa for 6 hours until it is fully dry.

We then did a lovely oven clean package, with hob, grill and extractor, with amazing end results. Good old fashioned scrub, no machinery used.

If you would like to enquire about, domestic or deep clean services,
You can contact
📧 [email protected]
📞 07377361458

23/02/2026

Good evening all 🧹🧽🫧❤️

I have one availability available for this Thursday for a deep clean, whether its whole house, kitchen or bathroom.

Unfortunately I am fully booked at the moment for the rest of this month for anything else.

I'm fully insured, DBS checked and use all my own products. ❤️🫧🧽🧹

Please message me at Beauty and the bleach if you would like this slot 🤩

20/02/2026

I didn't want to do this post, but unfortunately I have had to, due to over the last few weeks of chasing money days after service has been done. I do pride my self for going above and beyond and going the extra mile, but unfortunately I have had to draw a line.
Please read my policy below.

✨ Cleaning Services & Prices ✨

🧼 Domestic Clean – £20
Perfect for general upkeep and maintaining a tidy, fresh home. This includes:

• Dusting accessible surfaces
• Hoovering carpets and rugs
• Mopping hard floors
• Kitchen surfaces (enable to clean your sink it needs to be empty of washing up, as we only have a limited time.)
• Wiping down kitchen worktops
• Cleaning exterior of appliances
• Bathroom clean (toilet, sink, bath/shower)
• General tidy-up

🧽 Deep Clean – £30
A more detailed, top-to-bottom clean. This includes everything in the Domestic Clean PLUS:

• Inside appliances (microwave,fridge if required)
• Skirting boards
• Doors and door frames
• Inside cupboards/wardrobes (upon request)
• Detailed bathroom descaling
• Spot cleaning walls
• Built-up grime removal
• Extra attention to high-touch areas

⚠️ Important Information
Any extras added to a Domestic Clean will move the service to the Deep Clean price.
The odd small extra may be done at my discretion with prior agreement.
💩 I am not insured to pick up your pets feaces presents left for me 🤣🙏🏻

💷 My price is my price — no negotiations.
Payment must be made on the same day of service.

Message to book or check availability 📅✨

I hope you all understand, this post, I didn't want to have to write it, but I feel over the last couple of weeks it has been needed.

I wish you all a lovely weekend, and to everyone that has been so welcoming and lovely thank you so much for your on going support.

🙏🏻❤️🫧🙏🏻🧹🧽🙏🏻❤️

18/02/2026

🧹🧽🫧We have had a very busy January and start of February Beauty and the bleach 🫧🧽🧹

✨ Need a Hand Keeping Your Home Sparkling? I’m Here to Help! ✨

Life gets busy — work, kids, stress, or just feeling overwhelmed — and sometimes the cleaning slips. And that’s okay.
That’s exactly what I’m here for! 💛

I offer reliable, thorough, and affordable cleaning services to help you get back on top of things. Whether you need a one-off deep clean, regular weekly tidying, or just someone to tackle the chores you don’t want to face… I’ve got you covered.

****Please note payment is to be made on the day of service, and my price is my price, as a small business, I have had to do alot of chasing payments days after the clean, and this isn't fair, please respect my policy and business rules. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

😍I have a couple of slots available

🧹 Bathroom 2 hour deep clean wednesday 25th February 2pm

🧹 Fortnightly domestic clean starting Thursday 26th February 2-4

🧹 All day deep clean Friday 13th march

🧹 All day deep clean Friday 27th march

Please contact Beauty and the bleach
Phone: Kelly 07377361458
Email: [email protected]

14/02/2026

🧹🧽🫧We have had a very busy January and start of February Beauty and the bleach 🫧🧽🧹

✨ Need a Hand Keeping Your Home Sparkling? I’m Here to Help! ✨

Life gets busy — work, kids, stress, or just feeling overwhelmed — and sometimes the cleaning slips. And that’s okay.
That’s exactly what I’m here for! 💛

I offer reliable, thorough, and affordable cleaning services to help you get back on top of things. Whether you need a one-off deep clean, regular weekly tidying, or just someone to tackle the chores you don’t want to face… I’ve got you covered.

😍I have a couple of slots available

🧹 Fortnightly domestic clean starting
Thursday 19th February 3.30-5.30

🧹 Fortnightly domestic clean starting Friday 20th February 12.30-2.30

🧹 Bathroom 2 hour deep clean wednesday 25th February 2pm

🧹 Fortnightly domestic clean starting Thursday 26th February 2-4

🧹 All day deep clean Friday 13th march

🧹 All day deep clean Friday 27th march

Please contact Beauty and the bleach
Phone: Kelly 07377361458
Email: [email protected]

26/01/2026

Love meeting new clients ❤️ met a lovely new client today for her fortnightly domestic clean.

I also love a clean fire place 😍🔥🔥

I have a couple of availabilities:

🧽 Wednesday 4th Feb (one of two hour clean)
2-4

🧽 Fortnightly from Thursday 5th February 12-2 (domestic)

🧽 Fortnightly from Thursday 5th February 3-5pm (domestic)

🧽 Friday 27th February (all day deep clean)

Beauty and the bleach

23/01/2026

🎊 A very busy and productive week🎊
Ranging from deep cleans, domestic cleans and oven clean 🫧🧽🎊

We only have the following available now: going forward at the moment:

🫧 From Wednesday 11th February 9-11 fortnightly ( domestic clean)

🫧 Wednesday 4th February 2-6 (one of domestic clean, or a deep clean of a bathroom? Kitchen? Oven?

🫧 Friday 27th February from 9am all day.
(Deep clean/end of tenancy clean)

I use all my own products at Beauty and the bleach and I'm fully insured and DBS checked,
Please message if you would like one of the slots above 🙂🙏🏻🥰