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Egg Valets

Dirty car? Egg’s on it. 🥚
10+ years’ valeting experience. Using high-end products from Liquid Laboratories & quality waxes.

Mobile across Aberdeen & Aberdeenshire.

28/10/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT CUSTOMER NOTICE 🚨

Hi everyone, my phone broke today, and although I’ve managed to get it working again, I’ve lost everything on it, including my emails, messages and booking details. 😩

If you have an upcoming booking with Egg Valets, please get in touch with your name, booking date and time, and the service you booked. I’ll get back to you to reconfirm everything. 🥚🚗✨

If you’ve recently messaged me and are waiting for a reply, please send me another message too.

📅 My weekdays are currently fully booked, but I have weekend availability from November.

📩 Message me here on Facebook
📱 Call or WhatsApp: 07544 805000

I’m really sorry for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience while I get everything sorted.

Thank you,
JJ 🥚💛

24/10/2026

Been a wee while since I posted. You’ll have seen more of this storm than you have of me lately 😂🌧️

But if it’s dry, I’m out! 🥚

The weather might be miserable, but getting back into a clean car still feels good. And you can stay cosy inside while I deal with the dirty bits 😅

Thanks to everyone who keeps getting me back and passing my name on. That’s what keeps this wee van moving 🤍

Need yours sorted? Give me a message and we’ll work around the weather.

📍 Aberdeen & Shire
📲 WhatsApp 07544 805000

JJ 🥚

18/10/2026

Good value should still come with proper care 🥚✨

Every car I wash gets a gloss sealant from Liquid Laboratories, included in the price. It adds a lasting shine and a protective layer that helps water bead up and run off your paintwork.

Especially useful as we head into winter, with wet roads, salt and grime making themselves at home on your car!

Keep your car maintained by me and I’ll refresh that protection at each visit, keeping the gloss going and helping make the next clean easier.

With washes starting at just £15, you’re getting quality products, careful washing and protection included. That’s the value I want Egg Valets to be known for 😊

📍 Mobile car valeting across Aberdeen & Shire
🏠 At your home or work
📲 Message the page or WhatsApp 07544 805000 to book.

17/10/2026

It’s been a mental day! This egg’s nearly scrambled 😂🥚

A visit to my lovely regular Fran today ❤️ She stays comfortable in her own home while I crack on with her car. Making life that little bit easier is all part of the service.

Thanks to everyone who’s kept me busy today. Your support means a lot!

I’ve got a couple of slots for tomorrow… who’s jumping at them? 👀

📍 Aberdeen & Shire. I come to you!
📲 Message me or WhatsApp 07544 805000 to book.

17/10/2026

Stonehaven’s had a visit from an egg with standards 🥚👀

This Skoda got the attention it deserved. Fresh kit, quality chemicals and me fussing over the bits most folk probably wouldn’t notice. I notice. That’s the problem 😂

You don’t need an M4 to get the special treatment. If it’s your pride and joy, it matters to me.

Proper care. Sensible prices. One bloke in a van who’s a bit too invested in getting your car looking right 🤌

📍 Mobile valeting across Aberdeen & Shire
📲 Message Egg Valets or WhatsApp 07544 805000 to book.

Your driveway. My problem. 🥚✨

16/10/2026

He went shopping. I got cracking on his M4. 🛒🥚

This customer used to go to a “scratch and shine”. Now he’s got an egg fussing over his BMW while he does the shopping. I’d call that an upgrade 😉

Fresh mitts, clean towels, quality chemicals and someone who gives a cluck about your paintwork.

The bill? £15. For the wash, obviously. Even the egg can’t sort today’s shopping prices 😂

You’ve worked hard for your car. I’ll put the work into looking after it. A fair price and proper care, whatever you drive 🖤

Fancy giving the egg a go?

📍 Aberdeen & Shire
📲 Message or WhatsApp 07544 805000

15/10/2026

“Some say I’m too cheap…” 👀🥚

I see it differently. I charge what I believe is fair, and I take pride in giving you value for your money.

This Hyundai ix35 had the Egg treatment. Time, care and plenty of “just one more bit” before handing the keys back. ✨

The Liquid Laboratories products in my van aren’t picked on a whim. Each has a purpose, and knowing how and where to use them matters. Every exterior wash includes gloss sealant protection too.

From the family car to your pride and joy, the care stays the same. I come to your home or work and put the effort in.

Think the price sounds too good? Give the Egg a go. Let the results do the talking. 🥚😉

📍 Aberdeen & Shire
📩 DM or WhatsApp 07544 805000 to book.

14/10/2026

A little maintenance goes a long way 🥚✨

This bright wee motor has had its maintenance valet, keeping it looking cared for inside and out!

Regular visits help keep everyday dirt under control, so you can enjoy a clean car without letting it become a big job.

With Egg Valets, it’s me looking after your car each time. Friendly service, attention to detail, and I come to your home or work. One less thing on your to-do list 😊

📍 Aberdeen & Shire
📲 Message the page or WhatsApp 07544 805000 to ask about a maintenance slot.

Let the Egg do the dirty work! 🧽

11/10/2026

A clean car is good. A clean car with a cracking gloss? That’s the Egg touch 🥚✨

Every car I valet gets a gloss sealant included, even with an outside wash! It adds shine, helps water bead off and gives your paintwork an extra layer of protection. A lovely finishing touch without an extra charge.

Why book with me? It’s me, JJ, doing the graft and paying attention to the little details. Quality products, proper care and great value, all brought to your home or workplace across Aberdeen & Shire.

Your car gets the attention. You get to put your feet up. Egg-cellent arrangement, really 😏

📲 Message the page or call / WhatsApp 07544 805000 to book with Egg Valets.

11/10/2026

🥚 A few extra Egg Valets slots are now open, including weekend availability!

Need your car cleaned but struggle to find the time? I come to your home or workplace across Aberdeen & Shire, bringing everything needed to give your car the care and attention it deserves 🚗✨

Friendly service, quality products and attention to the little details, all at great value.

Availability is limited, so get in touch to secure your slot.

📲 WhatsApp or call 07544 805000
Send me your car, location and preferred day, and I’ll help you choose the right valet.

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