08/30/2026
Yes, the cutlery is gold. No, I will not be taking questions. What I will be taking is any excuse on earth to not be standing here hand-washing it, because here is my villain origin story: I clean homes for a living and I genuinely cannot stand doing my own dishes and laundry. Give me a whole home to reset and I’m blissful. Give me my own sink and a fork that can’t touch a dishwasher and suddenly I have “urgent” things to do. Anyway. This is your reminder that the person who loves cleaning your home is dodging her own dishes like the rest of us. We all have the chore we’d trade our soul to skip. This one’s mine.