The Hot Mess Express

The Hot Mess Express The Hot Mess Express restores peace and tranquility for you and your family in your living space.

Our team plays around sometimes - we’re a fun group for sure … BUT we don’t mess around with pillows. That’s a definite!...
03/12/2026

Our team plays around sometimes - we’re a fun group for sure … BUT we don’t mess around with pillows. That’s a definite!

03/10/2026

Tell me your most ridiculous “mom brain” moment. I need to know I’m not alone. 😂

😂

02/25/2026

It’s a true hot mess kinda day.

Let’s break it down from the perspective of an extender wand on steroids:

I was normal once.
Compact. Respectable.

A humble 3-foot duster living a simple life.

Then Nikki twists the handle.

Click.

“Oh cool, it extends.”

Twist again.

Click.

“Wait… it extends more?”

Twist again.

Click-click.

Cassie: “STOP. Why is it still going?”

Now I’m 25 feet long.

Nikki is standing in the middle of the staircase holding me like a medieval weapon.

We’re laughing.

But she keeps twisting.

And I keep growing.

15 feet.
20 feet.

At this point I’m basically a structural beam.

Cassie: “Nikki, I swear if that thing hits the chandelier—”

Too late.

We are now in helicopter mode.

The client’s ceiling fan is trembling.
The dog has fled the premises.
The cobwebs are surrendering without a fight.

And Nikki, fully committed, says:

“WE’RE GETTING EVERYTHING TODAY.”

I am no longer a dusting wand.

I am:

• A pool skimmer
• A flag pole
• A jousting stick
• A Hot Mess Express light saber

Cassie is bent over laughing while Nikki is trying to retract me like she just unleashed a 30-foot monster into a suburban bungalow.

Twist.

Nothing happens.

Twist again.

I am stuck in my final evolved form.

We stand there in silence.

30 feet of extendable ambition.

And honestly?

10/10.

Would dust the stratosphere again. 🫡✨

Thank you so much to Millionaire By Morning podcast! My first ever podcast guest appearance 🥹 Grateful for the space, th...
01/05/2026

Thank you so much to Millionaire By Morning podcast! My first ever podcast guest appearance 🥹 Grateful for the space, the story, and the reminder that everything I’ve walked through mattered. 🎙️✨ If you want to be inspired by me, please have a listen. I’d appreciate the support 🙏

We talked resilience, reinvention, discipline, and what it really takes to rebuild and rise.

2026 is the year of exposure for me — and this conversation lit a fire in me.

To listen to the full episode, see the link in my bio.

Or copy and paste : https://youtu.be/mldLuvVD140?si=bnfiySd9XGZg9qCJ

Today I said yes to something new. My first podcast guest interview—sharing my story, my work, and what I’ve learned alo...
12/31/2025

Today I said yes to something new.

My first podcast guest interview—sharing my story, my work, and what I’ve learned along the way.

Stepping into more visibility, more voice, and more opportunities in 2026…

Today was the first real “yes” to that version of me.

Thank you to Millionaire By Morning Podcast for having me! 🙌

I always get a full night sleep knowing I made someone’s home look this way 🙏👌🏻Moms helping moms ❤️
12/10/2025

I always get a full night sleep knowing I made someone’s home look this way 🙏👌🏻

Moms helping moms ❤️

She went from trash to classy! 👌🏻
11/27/2025

She went from trash to classy! 👌🏻

✨ Six years in the making… and finally, its own page, its own brand, and its own identity! After running our Interactive...
10/29/2025

✨ Six years in the making… and finally, its own page, its own brand, and its own identity!

After running our Interactive Santa Experience quietly behind the scenes since 2018, I finally gave it the spotlight it deserves. 🎄

This is the idea that started in my living room, grew into a community tradition, and somehow turned into something pure magic. After a very unfortunate Covid disruption that forced a lot of unfortunate circumstances, and my dad having a bit of a health scare, it wasn’t possible to run this experience for one of those years. Everything felt like it crashed down. But now, we’re back and better than ever. 🙏❤️

If you’ve ever believed in the joy of Christmas (or just love a good Santa story), I’d love your support — come follow our new page and go reserve your unforgettable Christmas experience ❤️

➡️ .withsanta

✨ No malls. No lines. No chaos. Just magic.

Another great review! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️If you’re a hot mess too, message us! 💕
09/18/2025

Another great review! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

If you’re a hot mess too, message us! 💕

Reviews like this 💕💕💕✨✨✨🙏🙏🙏 Thank you !!! It was my absolute pleasure to add such ease and relief to your life today 🥰
09/11/2025

Reviews like this 💕💕💕✨✨✨🙏🙏🙏

Thank you !!! It was my absolute pleasure to add such ease and relief to your life today 🥰

Holy scrub brush! 😳 The textured floor with those deep little grooves can be the worst to get clean because grime and mi...
08/28/2025

Holy scrub brush! 😳

The textured floor with those deep little grooves can be the worst to get clean because grime and mildew love to throw a party in there. Clearly, I kicked them all out. 👏

💐 National Grandparents Day Giveaway! 💐We’re gifting 3 free cleans/declutters to celebrate the grandparents who’ve done ...
08/26/2025

💐 National Grandparents Day Giveaway! 💐

We’re gifting 3 free cleans/declutters to celebrate the grandparents who’ve done so much for us. 🧹✨

👉 One space refreshed (a kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, or closet—something manageable for our team and fair across all winners).
👉 This giveaway does not include hoarded spaces or any areas with biohazardous waste or materials.
👉 A quick walkthrough of the chosen space will be required before the clean, so we can make sure we’re ready to serve your loved one safely and effectively.

💌 To enter:
Tell us your story! Who are you nominating, what space would make the biggest difference for them, and why would this help? 💕

✨ The Entry Rules :

👉 To qualify for the giveaway:
1. Follow us on Instagram .mess.express
2. Email us your story at : [email protected] (Who are you nominating, what space would make the biggest difference for them, and why would this help?)
3. Optional bonus entry: Tag a friend in the comments who could also use this for their grandparents!

(All three steps must be done to qualify for the draw. Bonus tagging = bonus ballot!)

✨Because sometimes, love looks like a lighter, cleaner space!✨

Winners will be announced by email on September 7 (National Grandparents Day!)

Address

Oakville, ON

Opening Hours

Monday 8:30am - 4pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 4pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 4pm
Thursday 8:30am - 4pm
Friday 8:30am - 4pm

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+16473913824

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