Black Mountain Turd Nerd

04/14/2024

03/26/2024

If it’s your job to clean the backyard of your dogs winter p**p, you can skip the dirty work & get in touch with me! I’ll get your backyard ready so you don’t have to 💩

Spring has been here for a few weeks now. I’m now taking bookings for p**per scooping on the weekends starting April 6/7.

02/27/2024

If you want to know why I work so hard, picking up p**p 💩 for my neighbours in Black Mountain, it’s to be able to participate in moments like this. This past weekend, I represented Zone 2 in Karate at the BC Winter Games & I came home not only with more goals & aspirations, but with a SILVER medal in kumite! If you want to enjoy a p**p-free backyard this spring & help support my aspirations in karate, I will be booking cleanings toward the end of March soon!
Thanks!
Xander, the Black Mountain Turd Nerd

12/12/2023

Hi Black Mountain! I wanted to say hello & also THANK-YOU to this community for supporting me and my p**per scooping business this year. Your support helped me attend Karate BC’s Canada Open last weekend where I won a bronze in kumite in my division of 18 athletes! Next weekend I will attend BC Winter Games tryouts & hope to win in order to attend the Games in February 🥋
I am now done for the season, but will be ready to get back to work in the Spring 💩

04/22/2023

Which dog is yours? Did he nail the impression?




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04/17/2023

If you find this task gag worthy, you know where to find me!

*video credit: the.i.am.marshall



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04/07/2023

Something VERY exciting happened yesterday! Yesterday was grading day at my dojo & I decided to challenge my belt level. I have been a green belt for a long time (my sensei’s Rodney Hobson & Ashtin Callaghan would say it's been TOO long). It was comfortable for me. Yesterday though, it was time to challenge myself & with the help of my sensei's to build my skill & confidence, I DID IT! I am now a BLUE belt! 🥋👍🤜🤛

Thank-you for supporting my business. It is helping me realize my goal of trying out for Karate's BC Team in 2024

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03/27/2023

Realtors! Are your clients struggling with their to-do list before their closing date & don't have time to clean their backyard? Maybe buyers can't see beyond all the p**p that looms in the backyard...? Contact ME, the Black Mountain Turd Nerd to get backyards buyer ready!







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03/24/2023

Thank-you to the Black Mountain community for supporting my business. I've been very busy over my Spring Break. I have some spots available for the week of March 27. DM me or email [email protected].

Your dog & I both thank you!

03/18/2023

Whether you're doing it yourself, or need help with p**per scooping, here are the TOP 4 REASONS to remove dog p**p from your yard.
1. Cow p**p is well known to be used as fertilizer, so why not dog p**p? Well, dogs have a very different diet than cows do. Their diet is largely protein based which, when eaten, creates p**p that is much more acidic. This is why your grass dies when dog p**p is left on it for too long.
2. Bacteria. Dog waste contains coliform bacteria which can leak into our waterways & cause illness to different species, including humans, if the water is consumed.
3. Having trouble with your flower garden? Pet waste releases a lot of nitrogen into your grass & soil which can prevent certain plants from growing
4. Pests. Dog waste is a great food source for mice & rats.

If you need help clearing your yard of dog p**p, contact me to book your appointment. Let’s get your yard enjoyable for you AND your dog! Email: [email protected]

03/11/2023

Hello Black Mountain! My name is Xander & I am a green belt in Karate. I want to make the BC Team & am trying to save up to help pay for all the training & meets that I need to attend in order to get there. Last year, I got a bronze medal for my kumite. It was an exciting experience!
This will be my 2nd year p**per scooping for residents of Black Mountain. Thank-you to all of you for your support so far. If your yard is in need of a spring clean, I would be happy to help out. Spring break is coming up & I have lots of availability! 💩

03/10/2023

Now booking appointments over Spring Break
(March 20-31)
PM me or email [email protected]