04/22/2023
Sitting on that finish line
She shelved her heart instead of breaking it. Meet me in the middle and try not to hit me because you’ll make the chubby moose very moosay.
What would you say?
Watcha Sayyy Jason Derulo?
And he went to band camp to figure out what this one time even meant when he said these words in English with a Cantonese accent;
I’d “say that chubby moose looks well-blossomed. AB folk want that moose well-done with pink in the middle.
YUM YUM YUM YUM ~ Evander
(Don’t even try to laugh)
(End up spitting out all my dirty bath water that I’m now forced to sell instead of my ass. Who lifted that Brazilian Bum Bum cream though? I need it to feed the goats.”
Goat Milk?🐐🍼
