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Cottage Country Septic Service

Name: Cottage Country Septic Service
Address: 5820 7th Line North, Coldwater, ON, L0K1E0, CA
Telephone: +17057152890

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Mike Campbell - Owner/Operator
𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎@𝚐𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕.𝚌𝚘𝚖
Moonstone, ON
Follow us on IG cottage_country_septic_service
🚨 + Emergency pump outs
𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙵𝙻𝚄𝚂𝙷 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚂 𝙰 𝙵𝚄𝙻𝙻 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴 🤟

05/22/2026

COTTAGE COUNTRY SEPTIC SERVICE

At this point, the Google reviews are getting so good we’re getting calls from people HOURS away and honestly, that’s wild to us 😂💩

Nobody wakes up excited to book a septic pumping appointment 💩
But people DO remember:
✔️ who answered the phone kindly
✔️ who showed up when they said they would
✔️ who didn’t leave a mess
✔️ who made an awkward job feel easy

That’s the stuff we care about.

So from our family to this incredible community, thank you for trusting Cottage Country Septic Service enough that people are literally calling us from all over the map now 🤯

Now’s your sign to book your pump-out before your septic system starts communicating through smells and bad decisions 📲 705.715.2890

05/15/2026

🏒🥍 We started out sponsoring local athletes… and accidentally became those people yelling from the stands 😂

One of our favourite parts of being local is getting to connect with the community and support young athletes doing what they love. We’re proud to sponsor Player #25 with the Orillia Junior B Kings this season, and last year marked our second season supporting youth hockey in Coldwater too.

Somewhere along the way, we didn’t just become sponsors… we became full-blown fans.

Now we suddenly have favourite players, game rituals, opinions from the stands, and find ourselves loudly asking things like “HOW was that not a penalty?!” 😅

Supporting local kids, teams, and families means a lot to us because communities are built the same way great teams are: hard work, showing up for each other, and good people having each other’s backs.

Also… if anyone could explain every lacrosse rule one more time, that’d be great 👀😂

– Cottage Country Septic Service 💩
Cheering loudly, pumping tanks, and proudly supporting local communities.

📲 Need a pump out? We’re here for that too. Give us a call.

05/14/2026

Fun fact about the man behind Cottage Country Septic Service 💩👇

Mike can professionally pump septic tanks ALL day long without batting an eye…but one tiny dog p**p in the backyard? 🦮💩
Immediate gagging.
Full emotional distress.
Acting like he just entered a biohazard zone 💀😂

Thousands of gallons from a septic system?
No problem.
One warm “surprise” beside the deck? Suddenly this man needs fresh air and emotional support.

Honestly, the kids and I laugh every single time because HOW does that even make sense 😂

Apparently septic tanks = professional mode.
Dog p**p = absolutely not.

Spring cleanup season is officially here 🌱💩
While you’re tackling yard work and property maintenance, don’t forget your septic system too.

Thankfully, when it comes to YOUR septic tank… Mike’s all business. Call Cottage Country Septic Service to book your pump out 📲

05/10/2026

Being a mom means spending years dealing with everyone’s 💩

Dirty laundry.
Sticky floors.
Mystery smells.
Teen attitudes.
Things clogged that should NEVER be clogged.

So this Mother’s Day… let us take one thing off Mom’s plate.

We’ll deal with the ACTUAL 💩!

Happy Mother’s Day to the women who somehow keep everything flowing — even when it might feel like the house is one flush away from disaster 😂

Call/text 705 715 2890
[email protected]

05/04/2026

A long time ago… (like yesterday, May 3rd) we celebrated May de Turd 💩

Today? May the 4th be with you!!
Same crew. Same mission.

⚔️ Tanks to pump
⚔️ Clogs to defeat
⚔️ Disasters to stop before they go full dark side

Because a straight flush beats a full house—
but a FULL septic tank? Nobody wins 😂

Don’t wait for things to turn evil 👀. Call the real Jedi to book your pump out and let the force flow (the right way!)

“Book your septic pump out, you should.” – Yoda (probably). Because nothing says peace in the galaxy like a septic force flowing (and not the other way 😬)

04/30/2026

April showers bring May flowers and a whole lot of “oh no… that’s not supposed to be happening” 🚨💩

There is such a thing as too much water…

Your lawn knows it.
Your boots know it.
And your septic system DEFINITELY knows it 💀

It might not be the rain, it might be your septic waving a white flag.

Don’t wait until your yard starts telling stories 😅

📅 Book your pump-out before the spring rush fills up! Great service and best rates around!

Send us a DM or give us a call/text 705-715-2890

04/13/2026

🚨 Rainy Week Reminder 🚨

Mother Nature: non-stop rain 🌧️
Your septic system: “respectfully… I’m drowning.”

If things are draining slower than your motivation on a Monday…
or your lawn’s feeling a little too squishy…

don’t wait for it to become a situation 💩
Book your pump-out, we’ve got you 👍

705 715 2890

04/06/2026

You hunted for eggs all weekend…

Now it’s time to deal with the stuff nobody wants to find in the yard.

Yeah… we’re talking about your septic tank. 💩

Let’s get it handled.

Call us today to get your tank pumped and filters spring cleaned 🧽 705 715 2890

12/15/2025

Mike’s ornament this year 😂
Cousin Eddie energy belongs on the tree 🎄— not in your septic system. 💩🚽

Cheers y’all!

12/07/2025

🎄🚛 We’re rolling into the Moonstone Santa Claus Parade this afternoon!

We’re back with our fan-favourite theme from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation — yep… Cousin Eddie’s “Sh*tter’s Full!” 😂🚽

Wave, laugh, and say hi as we cruise by.
We promise the only thing overflowing today is holiday spirit.

Hope to see everyone there — because nothing says Christmas like festive lights, small-town cheer, and a solid sense of humour. 🎅🎄

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5820 7th Line North
Coldwater, ON
L0K1E0

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+17057152890

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