The Cosmic Laundry

The Cosmic Laundry astrology + human design

05/26/2025

Doors for the Rich Bitch Energy bundle close on May 30th!!!!!! Don’t miss out or youll be really sad

05/26/2025

I love that you’re a spoiled brat🪽💕😏

Doors for the Rich Bitch Energy bundle close in just a few days. Get our most loved Astrology and Human Design courses for everyone who wants to be wealthy + wise 🪽🪽🪽🪽👑

Got questions about how to use your astrology x human design to be a rich bitch?
Drop em below and I’ll respond to all my favs xx

05/16/2025

Let’s make word of mouth marketing sacred again!!!!!!

Hot girls treat themselves 🌀🕯️Whether you’re with your family this weekend or cozied up by the fire (just like us Canadi...
11/28/2024

Hot girls treat themselves 🌀🕯️

Whether you’re with your family this weekend or cozied up by the fire (just like us Canadian girlies) we hope you have the most nourishing and relaxing weekend.

is a 80+ page report that is ALL ABOUT YOU — as far as we know it’s the only guide that includes both astrology and human design and the feedback we have gotten from these little labours of love has been so beautiful.

Buy one for yourself, for your man, for your BFF, for your work bestie 🦢🕯️ we all deserve to know and love ourselves deeply

Discount automatically added at checkout 😉

Happy Halloween and (almost) New Moon in Scorpio 🕯️🦢🪞 how are you celebrating today?
10/31/2024

Happy Halloween and (almost) New Moon in Scorpio 🕯️🦢🪞 how are you celebrating today?

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10/27/2024

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I’m dedicating 2025 to Magical Hot Girls and the Venusian frequency 💌🪞and I am so excited to bring you along for the rid...
10/27/2024

I’m dedicating 2025 to Magical Hot Girls and the Venusian frequency 💌🪞and I am so excited to bring you along for the ride🦢🦢

I’ll be opening up applications for my 2025 mentorship program very very soon — these spots will be year long group coaching mixed with private mentorship with yours truly 💌 (if you are a current client you don’t need to apply, just DM me! There are only 13 spots)

I don’t see very many programs that focus on Venusian energy purely for the sake of pleasure, joy, and self assuredness and I want to remedy that ASAP. Of course leaning into Venus/Aphrodite will attract lovers like bees to honey and of course Venus/Aphrodite loves to support her angels in matters of luxury and success… but the biggest benefit I have discovered on this path is how good I feel in my skin.

There was a time when I was a very anxious, very worried, very tired, perfect little good girl.

Working with the Venus/Aphrodite frequency taught me that having an open heart doesn’t have to come at the expense of my own needs, wants, and desires — I’ve learned that the more MYSELF I am, the more the universe blesses me.

What has working with Venus taught you?

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It’s villain season baby 💌🍸
10/23/2024

It’s villain season baby 💌🍸

I remember being in highschool and complaining to .plamondon that I didn’t feel like I had any talents and she looked at...
10/22/2024

I remember being in highschool and complaining to .plamondon that I didn’t feel like I had any talents and she looked at me as was like “people are your talent dummy” 😌😌😌 and it’s true, I genuinely love and adore people and they (usually) love and adore me back — if you have libra placements, 7th house placements, or a heavily aspected Venus you are here to have an impact through the natural influence you have. That is a massive gift from the universe, babes 🌹💌☕️

My absolute favourite part of running a business is world building and creating different vibes and feels for every cour...
10/20/2024

My absolute favourite part of running a business is world building and creating different vibes and feels for every course and program we create 💌🍸💋

The Magical Hot Girl Universe was inspired by Sailor Moon, Totally Spies, and pink glitter gel pens. I wanted us to have fun in our reprogramming and I wanted you to feel nostalgic and excited during your time in our MHGB course.

I LOVE the Magical Hot Girl Universe and I am so happy that you all love it too 💋

However, the excitement I have for The Academy is like nothing I have ever experienced. The Cosmic Laundry Academy is going to be the sexiest, prettiest, most elegant offering we’ve created so far 🌹💌🍸

I can’t wait for you to see it!

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