22/12/2025
It’s Christmas again,
The beers are cold,
Your gutters were blocked
With crap years old.
Leaves, sticks, sludge,
Some bird’s regrettable lunch,
One more storm and mate,
Your roof was gonna punch.
But Completely Guttered
Rocked up like pros,
Pulled out enough rubbish
To start Bunnings anew, I suppose.
So now when it rains,
You’re sweet, you’re safe,
No indoor waterfalls
Or soggy Weet-Bix disgrace.
Thanks for the call,
Thanks for the trust,
Merry bloody Christmas
From us gutter-cleaning experts at Completely Guttered Gutter Cleaning