Rosemary Marshall & The Plague Rats

Rosemary Marshall & The Plague Rats Professional pharmacy pesterer. Collects fake forest sticks to poke in the sand. Loves quack doctors who have been struck off. VERY fact adverse. Not ageing well.

31/05/2026

Isn’t it fabulous that highly skilled doctors saved MGG after his heart attack so he could keep going with his β€œinterviews.”
Doubt he’s taking statins.
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31/05/2026

Three days into his social media wipeout demonetisation and 90-something reduction in reach, the Choad is practically crying and asking for help from his followers, begging them to share his content.
The N**i dog whistle isn’t working.
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31/05/2026

A quick markdown for nearly out of date food should be more than 45 cents. It makes no moral sense to bin food rather than get rid of it, but it seems that the supermarkets are happy to do that as they can lower their taxable income.
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The legend is looking for staff. Pretty sure he will be inundated. πŸ’•
31/05/2026

The legend is looking for staff.
Pretty sure he will be inundated.
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🚨 JOIN MY TEAM 🚨

Most of you know I like to have a bit of fun while getting the job done.

I'm looking for someone to join my team with skills in communications, media, content creation, social media, and storytelling. Someone who can help turn ideas into content that informs, engages, and occasionally makes people laugh.

What does the role involve?

βœ… Politics
βœ… Men's health advocacy
βœ… Media opportunities
βœ… Social media content
βœ… Meeting interesting people
βœ… The occasional crisis caused by me saying "I've got a great idea..."

One day you could be helping shape a policy announcement. The next, filming content, managing media requests, creating social posts, or trying to convince me that not every idea needs its own meme.

If you're passionate about politics, care about improving men's health, enjoy creating engaging content, and can balance professionalism with a good sense of humour, I'd love to hear from you.

Extra points if you:
β€’ Can write well.
β€’ Can shoot and edit photos or video.
β€’ Know your way around social media.
β€’ Can tell me when an idea is terrible before it becomes tomorrow's headline.

This is a role for someone who wants variety, enjoys a fast-paced environment, and isn't afraid to bring their own ideas to the table.

If you're interested, send me a message or flick me an email and let's have a chat.

The plague rat is a bit dense for a self proclaimed expert in virology! Australian ticks do not carry Borrelia burgdorfe...
31/05/2026

The plague rat is a bit dense for a self proclaimed expert in virology!
Australian ticks do not carry Borrelia burgdorferi bacteria, known for Lyme disease.

She might be surprised to learn that ticks in Australia are routinely collected and this is part of the reason why Ehrlichia canis was detected in ticks when dogs in the Northern Territory also started showing some nasty symptoms of Ehrlichiosis. The only treatment is tick prevention.
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31/05/2026

ThiS gOeS oUt tO yOu aLbO!
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31/05/2026

Sad men doing nasty things.
Pamela can do what she wants, women can do what they want.
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The dinosaurs have moved on and the big trucks are doing burnouts. πŸ₯³
31/05/2026

The dinosaurs have moved on and the big trucks are doing burnouts.
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31/05/2026

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Make sure you watch the full clip.

30/05/2026

It’s roughly the 10 year anniversary of THAT Q&A episode where little Mal embarrassed himself repeatedly in a conversation with Prof Brian Cox regarding climate change.
This could be the fav of all time.
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