08/10/2026
π¨ SCHOOL HOLIDAY SPECIAL! π¨
While most 16 year olds are sleeping until midday, gaming and raiding the fridgeβ¦ mine has been recruited into the family business. ππ¨
Position: Apprentice Everything
Pay rate: $0.00 per hour πΈ
Benefits: Free lunch (if heβs lucky), character building and unlimited dad jokes.
Annual leave: DENIED.
Reason for employment: He made the mistake of saying, βIβm bored.β
At The Beez Kneez, we believe in keeping the next generation BUSY! π
Child labour? Nah, we call it family bonding. ππ―