28/11/2025
To the anonymous keyboard warriors running my “fan fiction” page:
You don’t “expose” me — you advertise me.
Every post you make is free promotion, and I don’t even pay you…
Which makes you my least successful employees.
You wake up thinking about me.
I wake up getting paid.
You stalk, I stack.
You type, I build.
You gossip, I grow.
You smear like toddlers in nappies,
I move like a business with receipts.
My “downfall” has been coming for years…
Funny how I just keep upgrading.
You run a hate page like it’s a full-time job,
But the only thing you’ve ever promoted is my brand.
Every lie you post adds another follower.
Every tantrum you throw adds another client.
I p**s excellence.
You drink envy.
I build in daylight.
You cry in comments.
We’re not playing the same game —
I’m playing chess,
You’re playing with yourself and you smell like s**t behind a screen. because you can't polish a turd It just smears 🤣
Keep posting my delinquent friends don't give up now You've come so far 🤣🤣🤣
