19/05/2026
At JUNK, we work 16 hours a day, 6 days a week. Apparently the first 3 days each week are dedicated to our new β47% shareholderβ and investor, Anthony Albanese, so we can temporarily keep the remaining 53% for ourselves in return for the risk, investment, sleepless nights, staff wages, trucks, insurance, machinery, stress and perseverance that come with running a business in Australia.
And once weβve survived that, we then help fund Anthony Albanese and Jacinta Allan through:
β’ Personal Income Tax
β’ Company Tax
β’ Capital Gains Tax (CGT)
β’ Fringe Benefits Tax (FBT)
β’ PAYG Withholding & Instalments
β’ Superannuation Charges & Taxes
β’ Payroll Tax
β’ Land Tax
β’ Stamp Duty
β’ GST
β’ Fuel Excise
β’ Luxury Car Tax
β’ Medicare Levy & Surcharge
β’ WorkCover & Workers Compensation Levies
β’ EPA Levies
β’ Landfill Levies
β’ Waste Levies
β’ Vehicle Registration Charges
β’ TAC & CTP Charges
β’ Heavy Vehicle Charges
β’ Toll Roads
β’ Council Rates
β’ Waste Management Charges
β’ Recycling Charges
β’ Green Waste Charges
β’ Infrastructure Levies
β’ Planning & Building Permit Fees
β’ Customs Duties & Import Charges
β’ Biosecurity Levies
β’ Foreign Investment Taxes
β’ Windfall Gains Tax
β’ Quarry & Mining Royalties
β’ Cryptocurrency Tax Obligations
β’ Insurance Duties
β’ Road User Charges
β’ Product Stewardship Levies
β’ E-Waste Recycling Charges
β’ Tyre Stewardship Levies
β’ Oil Recycling Levies
β’ Emergency Services Levies
β’ Gambling & Betting Taxes
β’ ASIC Annual Fees
And people wonder why small business owners never stop working π
Respect to every Australian business owner, tradie, recycler, truck driver and operator out there grinding every day just to survive πͺπ»