Triggered by Grime Cleaning

15/09/2026

Before anyone grabs their pitchforks, blame the banks, the RBA and the cost of literally existing. 😂

14/09/2026

Sorry for the 2 months in between posts, we’ve been busy 😇

24/06/2026

From Thursday we will be offline celebrating the big 30 with my littlest loves 🫶🏼

17/06/2026

As a small business owner, we usually post the transformations, the sparkling bathrooms and all the good stuff. But I’m all about transparency, so here’s how the week has actually gone:

Monday:
2 jobs in and my vacuum absolutely s**t the bed. Had a menty B and ended up missing my last clean of the day. 0/10, would not recommend.

Tuesday:
Replaced said vacuum and got absolutely slammed trying to catch up from Monday’s s**t show. Knocked off when it was dark, cute hey?

Wednesday:
Copped an oil heater straight to the ankle. If anyone needs me, I’ll be attempting a DIY amputation in the hopes a fresh ankle grows back overnight because...

Thursday:
Fully booked, baby.
Limping? Yes. Redbull? Also yes. Cancelling? Hahahaha good joke.

Here's to the rest of the week.
- Selina 😇

04/06/2026

We've been a little quiet on socials... probably because we cleaned 17 bathrooms this week. 😅

Our books are chockers thanks to all our amazing regulars and the legends who keep recommending us — we're so grateful. 🤍

My back and I are officially signing off for the weekend. Have a good one! ✨🧼

06/05/2026