Burglar Liquid Waste

Burglar Liquid Waste We are a family owned business with over 50 years experience in the liquid waste industry. We offer We offer this with a same day service policy.

Burglar Liquid Waste has been in the industry for over 50 years, so you could say we know our sh*t! We are very professional and experienced in knowing what is required to get you going again. We understand that when you have unwanted mess coming up in the house or your business premises then you need someone straight away! It makes no difference what day of the week or what time of the night you have a problem, we will be there to help you.

28/05/2026

๐Ÿ’ฉ Our service doesnโ€™t stinkโ€ฆ
Weโ€™re just surrounded by things that do.

๐Ÿš› Septic Tanks
๐Ÿš› Grease Traps
๐Ÿš› Drains
๐Ÿš› Liquid Waste

No matter the size of the mess, BLW has it covered.

The #1 in your #2. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿ“ž Give us a call before things get really crappy.

22/05/2026

๐Ÿ’ฉ No job too smallโ€ฆ and we mean it.

From โ€œhmm thatโ€™s not rightโ€ฆโ€ to full-blown code brown, BLW has you covered.

Tiny pipes, big messes, awkward smellsโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘‰ we donโ€™t judge โ€” we just suck it up.

Today we pause to remember.This ANZAC Day, we honour the courage, sacrifice and spirit of the men and women who served o...
24/04/2026

Today we pause to remember.

This ANZAC Day, we honour the courage, sacrifice and spirit of the men and women who served our country ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ

Their legacy lives on in the freedom we enjoy every day.

At Burglar Liquid Waste, weโ€™re proud to be part of the community they fought for โ€” and weโ€™ll always take a moment to reflect and give thanks.

Lest We Forget ๐ŸŒบ

๐ŸŽ‰ Happy New Year from The Turd Burglar! ๐ŸŽ‰As we flush 2025 down the loo ๐Ÿšฝ and pop the bubbly for 2026 ๐Ÿพ, we just want to ...
31/12/2025

๐ŸŽ‰ Happy New Year from The Turd Burglar! ๐ŸŽ‰

As we flush 2025 down the loo ๐Ÿšฝ and pop the bubbly for 2026 ๐Ÿพ, we just want to say a huge THANK YOU to all our amazing customers for trusting us with the jobs no one else wants to do.

Bring on 2026 โ€” letโ€™s leave last yearโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ฉ where it belongs! ๐Ÿฅ‚โœจ






๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…โœจ Merry Christmas from all of us! โœจ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„A massive THANK YOU ๐Ÿ™Œ to all our amazing customers for your continued support thi...
25/12/2025

๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…โœจ Merry Christmas from all of us! โœจ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„

A massive THANK YOU ๐Ÿ™Œ to all our amazing customers for your continued support this year ๐Ÿ’™ From early starts ๐ŸŒ… to tight access ๐Ÿšง and jobs that wereโ€ฆ letโ€™s just say memorable ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜… โ€” we truly appreciate you trusting us to get the dirty work done ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿš›

We hope your Christmas is full of great food ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฐ, good times ๐Ÿฅ‚๐ŸŽถ, and zero emergency call-outs ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฉ
Hereโ€™s to a safe, happy and successful New Year ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ† โ€” we canโ€™t wait to look after you again in 2026!

๐ŸŽ„ Cheers & Merry Christmas! ๐ŸŽ„

๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ฉ IS YOUR SEPTIC TANK TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING? ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸšฝIf your drains are slower than your kids in the morningโ€ฆIf your y...
26/11/2025

๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ฉ IS YOUR SEPTIC TANK TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING? ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝ

If your drains are slower than your kids in the morningโ€ฆ
If your yard has wet patches and it hasnโ€™t rained in weeksโ€ฆ
If youโ€™re catching mystery odours that definitely arenโ€™t from the dogโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ‘‰ It might be time to pump your septic tank.

Most tanks need a pump-out every 3โ€“5 years, but letโ€™s be honest โ€” nobody remembers the last time they did it. (Except us. We remember. We always remember. ๐Ÿ˜…)

Donโ€™t wait until your toilet starts acting like itโ€™s on strike or your backyard turns into a surprise water feature.

We pump it clean, quick, and without judgment.
Weโ€™ve seen worse. MUCH worse.

๐Ÿ“ž Book your pump-out today - 0418 363 030

10/11/2025

๐ŸŒบ Lest We Forget ๐ŸŒบ

Today, we pause to remember and honour all those who have served and sacrificed for our freedom.
Their courage, resilience, and selflessness will never be forgotten.

While our trucks might usually bring a smile or a laugh, today they proudly wear poppies as a sign of respect and remembrance.

At 11am, weโ€™ll stop what weโ€™re doing for a moment of silence โ€” to reflect, to be grateful, and to remember those who gave everything.

Lest We Forget. โค๏ธ

29/09/2025

๐Ÿ† We have a winner! ๐Ÿ†
Huge congrats L Fisher โ€” your slogan stole the show!
Youโ€™ve scored a $500 Coles/Myer voucher. ๐ŸŽ

How to claim: Please DM us within 48 hours with your full name and email.
Security note: Weโ€™ll never ask for bank details or send weird links.

Massive thanks to everyone who entered โ€” the puns were elite! Weโ€™ll share a few favourites this week, so keep an eye out. ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿคญ Pardon the Pun โ€” Slogan Showdown! ๐ŸคญHit us with your best, clean-funny slogan and win a prize worth bragging about.๐ŸŽ Pr...
09/09/2025

๐Ÿคญ Pardon the Pun โ€” Slogan Showdown! ๐Ÿคญ

Hit us with your best, clean-funny slogan and win a prize worth bragging about.
๐ŸŽ Prize: $500 Coles/Myer Voucher

How to enter:
1. Comment your slogan below
2. Like this post (and follow the page for winner updates)

Deadline: 11:59pm Sun 22 Sept 2025 (AEST)
Winner announced: Mon 29 Sept 2025

Keep it classy: Family-friendly, original puns only (no profanity).
Weโ€™ll pick our favourite based on wit + memorability + brand fit.
Drop your pun ๐Ÿ‘‡ and may the best stink-stealer win! ๐Ÿš›๐Ÿ’ง

This promo isnโ€™t sponsored, endorsed, or administered by Facebook or Instagram. By entering, you give us permission to share your winning slogan.

๐Ÿšจ Is It Time to Pump My Septic Tank?If youโ€™re noticing any of these, your septic tank is likely overdue for a pump-out:T...
01/09/2025

๐Ÿšจ Is It Time to Pump My Septic Tank?
If youโ€™re noticing any of these, your septic tank is likely overdue for a pump-out:
Top 7 Warning Signs
๐ŸŒ Slow drains or gurgling from sinks/toilets
๐Ÿ‘ƒ Persistent odour indoors or around the tank/soakage area
๐ŸŒฟ Extra-green/โ€œmarshyโ€ patch over the drainage field
๐Ÿ’ง Sewage backing up or damp ground near the tank
๐Ÿšฝ Toilet flushes weakly or bubbles after flushing
๐Ÿ” Frequent plunging or drain cleaner use
๐Ÿ“† Itโ€™s been 3โ€“5 years (typical household interval) โ€” sooner if youโ€™ve got a small tank or a big household

How often should I pump?
โ€ข Most homes: every 3โ€“5 years
โ€ข High-use homes / small tanks / heavy solids: every 1โ€“3 years
Pro tip to extend time between pump-outs
๐Ÿงป Only flush toilet paper (no wipes, even โ€œflushableโ€)
๐Ÿณ Keep fats/oils/food scraps out of sinks
๐Ÿงช Avoid harsh chemicals that can upset the tank biology

What we do (no mess, no fuss)
โœ… Pump out sludge & scum
โœ… Inspect soakage signs
โœ… Set your next due date so you stay ahead of problems

๐Ÿ“ฉ Message Burglar Liquid Waste to book a pump-out.

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๐Ÿ’ง Grease Traps 101: Keep Your Kitchen Open & Odour-FreeDid you know? A neglected grease trap can lead to odours, blockag...
25/08/2025

๐Ÿ’ง Grease Traps 101: Keep Your Kitchen Open & Odour-Free

Did you know? A neglected grease trap can lead to odours, blockages, and EPA headaches.
Our scheduled pump-outs keep you safe, compliant, and trading.

๐Ÿ”ง What We Do (Every Service)

โœ… Full pump-out โ€” FOG + settled solids
๐Ÿงฝ Scrape & rinse โ€” internal surfaces & baffles
๐Ÿ”Ž Inspect โ€” inlet/outlet tees, seals, lids & structure
โ™ป๏ธ EPA-compliant waste tracking & disposal dockets
๐Ÿ—“ Next due date set โ€” stay ahead of problems (no surprises)

๐Ÿค Why Choose Burglar Liquid Waste?

โšก Fast response ๐Ÿ•˜ After-hours available for our regular customers๐Ÿ“„ EPA-Vic aligned

๐Ÿ“ฉ Message us to arrange a quote or lock in a maintenance schedule that fits your trading hours.

Address

209-211 Northbourne Road
Campbellfield, VIC
3061

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