Wish You Were Clear Window Cleaning

17/12/2025

The most magical Cairns window cleaning Christmas ad of the season.

Also, likely the only Cairns window cleaning Christmas ad of the season, but still.

08/12/2025

Kewarra residents ahoy! The Toasted Goat (or, as I prefer to call them, "The best damn coffee in Cairns") has a petition to establish a permanent food and beverage joint at the location where their current food van is parked in Kewarra Beach. Please sign to help us all. -Joonas

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19pwpS8zMC/

We, the undersigned residents and visitors of Kewarra Beach, call upon the local council to support The Toasted Goat's initiative to transform its existing food trailer into a permanent food and beverage outlet and to prioritise the development of a parking area that meets the needs of both patrons....

12/11/2025

Good day sunshine.

29/10/2025

Important work by Ruth's Womens Shelter Cairns. If you can spare a dollar or a hundred, please consider donating it to Ruth's to help women and children escaping family or domestic violence. -Joonas

23/10/2025

We also smell pretty good most of the time.

21/10/2025

There's a reason why solar companies recommend a yearly cleaning for solar panels: dirty solar panels can drop your power output by 5% to 20%, or more.

Yikes.

That's a lot of electricity you could use to run your blender.

14/10/2025

"Hey Joonas mind patching the holes in the gyprock while you're up there?"

22/09/2025

🏆 and The Most Annoying Window Of The Month Award goes to...

I can imagine that if you saw The Godfather in 1972 you just knew the best picture Oscar was only going one way that year.

Well, I wasn't born in 1972, but that's how this month's The Most Annoying Window Of The Month race felt like.

As soon as I set my eyes on these louvres of doom I knew we'd found our winner.

These louvres just had everything going for them in terms of heigh, tight space and all around annoyingness.

And sure enough, nothing else came even close.

Here's the proof. I am not saying that looking at those louvres is like watching The Godfather for the first time.

But you get the idea. -Joonas

15/08/2025

A bit windy, but don't let it distract you from the core message here. -Joonas

08/08/2025

🏆 and The Most Annoying Window Of The Month Award goes to...

We had some exceptional entries this month. And all them involved...wait for it... louvres.

So many louvres. In so many locations. Often high up and only accessible by a ladder. Some involved a staircase or two.

The winner didn't have the hardest access to the glass. But it had by far the most louvres. And all were exceptionally high up and required what felt like eleven ladder placements.

Congratulations to the winner! Remember to wear your crown with pride! ✌️ We look forward to cleaning these louvres again next year 🙂 - Joonas

25/06/2025

The secret to clean windows?

It's all in the calves.