The Wash Mafia

04/09/2026

THIS ISN’T A CAR WASH. IT’S A CLEAN-UP OPERATION. 😎🔥
Your car gets the Complete Mini Detailing treatment at The Wash Mafia — now from just $89.
Normally $150 — Save $61.
🚘 Sedan/Hatch — $89
🚙 SUV / Station Wagon — $99
🚐 4WD / 7 Seater — $109
You’re getting the full treatment — exterior wash, dry & polish, wheels and tyres, full interior and boot vacuum, windows, dashboard, vents, consoles, door jambs, deodoriser and more.
And while we handle the car:
🎁 FREE Car Perfume
☕ COFFEE ON US
People come to The Wash Mafia from across Melbourne — and bookings are limited each day.
📍 80 Camp Road, Broadmeadows VIC 3047
📲 WhatsApp / Text: 04859 00001
📞 9359 0001
DON’T JUST WASH IT. GET IT HANDLED.
Conditions apply. One promo per vehicle. Extra dirty vehicles and excessive pet hair may incur additional charges.

04/09/2026

🚨🔥 YOU ASKED — WE BROUGHT IT BACK! 🔥🚨
Last month was FULLY BOOKED 🙌
A huge thank you to everyone who booked with us!
Because of the amazing response, we’re running the special AGAIN THIS MONTH — but we’re keeping it limited.
⚡ ONLY 2 PROMO SPOTS A DAY ⚡
💥 FULL DETAILING PACKAGE
$299 ➜ NOW ONLY $199
🎁 PLUS FREE:
✅ Express Outside Wash for your next visit
☕ Regular Coffee
🚗 Premium Car Air Freshener
🚘 Standard Car — $199
🚙 SUV / Station Wagon — $219
🚗 4WD / 7 Seater — $239
📍 80 Camp Road, Broadmeadows
📞 9359 0001
💬 04859 00001
⚠️ BOOK EARLY — LAST MONTH FILLED UP FAST.
Conditions apply. Subject to availability. Extra charges apply for extra dirty vehicles, dog hair and cat hair.

05/05/2026

THE RBA JUST HIT. THE MAFIA HITS BACK. 🥊

​The news today is heavy, but around here, we don't turn our backs when things get tight. While the banks look at numbers, The Wash Mafia looks at the Family. 🤝
​Another rate hike means another squeeze on the people who work the hardest. That’s why we’re extending the Interest Rate Crusher. They raised their rates—so we’re dropping our prices to help you carry the load. We’ll take the hit so you don’t have to.
​THE ASSIST:
✨ Early Bird Full Detail: $159 (Normally $299)
​THE WINDOW:
⏰ 7:30am – 11am (Mon – Fri)
📍 80 Camp Road, Broadmeadows
​The RBA doesn’t care about your struggle, but we do. Because at the end of the day, the Family looks after its own.
​WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER. LOCK IT IN:
📱 04859 00001 (Text / WhatsApp)
☎️ 9359 0001

14/04/2026

🚨 WE’RE ABOUT TO START AN ARGUMENT… 🚨
Why are people still paying $150+ for a basic car clean…
when THIS exists? 👇
💣 MINI DETAIL = $89 (WAS $150)
Better job.
Better quality.
Just not ripping you off.
🔥 AND WE’LL MAKE IT EVEN BETTER…
⛽ BOOK NOW = EXTRA $10 OFF FUEL
So tell me…
Who else is doing that right now? 👀
🚗✨ WHAT YOU GET (NO CUT CORNERS):
✔️ Full Exterior Wash + Polish
✔️ Wheels + Tyres Done Properly
✔️ FULL Interior Vacuum (Boot included)
✔️ Dashboard Treatment
✔️ Windows, Vents, Door Jambs Cleaned
✔️ Under Seats + Hidden Dirt Gone
✔️ Steering Wheel + Deodorised Finish
⚠️ HONEST QUESTION:
Would you pay $150 somewhere else…
or $89 here + fuel discount?
Comment below 👇
⏳ LIMITED SPOTS — FIRST IN BEST DRESSED
📍 80 Camp Rd, Broadmeadows
📲 TEXT / WHATSAPP: 04859 00001
👇 TAG someone who STILL overpays for car washes 😂
🔥 APRIL ONLY — THEN BACK TO NORMAL PRICING
💡 SUV $99 | 4WD/7 Seater $109 | T&Cs apply

02/04/2026

🔥 WASH + FUEL + FREE COFFEE + SAVINGS 🔥
💼 PARTNERS IN CRIME DEAL 💼
Don’t come alone… bring your partner 👇
🚗🚗 BOOK 2 CARS TOGETHER & GET $10 OFF EACH
💥 Single Car Promo
$150 → ONLY $89
✔️ Mini Detail Includes:
• Full exterior wash, dry & polish
• Bug & bird removal
• Interior & boot vacuum
• Door jambs cleaned
• Dashboard treatment
• Windows cleaned
• Final deodoriser
🎁 STACKED VALUE (ONLY HERE):
☕ Free Coffee
⛽ 3¢ OFF fuel per litre
💰 Extra $10 OFF each when booking 2 cars together
📍 Broadmeadows
⏰ Open Daily 7:30AM – 6PM
📲 BOOK NOW
Text/WhatsApp: 04859 00001
Call: 9359 0001

18/03/2026

🚗 JOIN THE FAMILY: THE EL CAPO OFFER 🎩
Your car is a reflection of your status. Don’t just wash it—give it the treatment it deserves at The Wash Mafia Broadmeadows.

We are offering our exclusive El Capo Membership for those who take their shine seriously.

💰 THE OFFER
FROM $99 / MONTH

6 Outside Washes

2 Mini Details

🔥 THE CAPO PERKS
☕ $1 Regular Coffee or Chai (1 per visit)

⛽ 2c/L OFF FUEL (at Arrow Broadmeadows Fuel Station)

📍 VISIT US
Address: 80 Camp Road, Broadmeadows

📞 CONTACT THE FAMILY
💬 WhatsApp: 0485 900 001
📱 Call: 9359 0001

VEHICLE PRICING
Sedan: $99

SUV: $119

4WD / 7-Seater / Van: $139

⚠️ LIMITED MEMBERSHIPS AVAILABLE. Tap the button below to secure yours today.

13/02/2026

🚗💨 AN OFFER YOU CAN’T REFUSE! 💨🚗
Is your car looking more "mafia getaway" than "showroom shine"? It’s time to give your ride the respect it deserves.

For a limited time, get our Mini Detailing Package for just $89 (Value $150)! 💸

What’s inside the vault?
✨ Outside Wash, Dry & Polish
✨ Full Interior & Boot Vacuum
✨ Dashboard Treatment & Console Clean
✨ Wheels Cleaned & Tyres Glossed
✨ Deodoriser Finish (Smell like a boss)

📍 Location: 80 Camp Road, Broadmeadows, VIC 3047
⏰ Hours: 7:30 AM – 6:00 PM (Open Daily!)

Don't wait until the dirt takes over. Secure your spot now!

📲 BOOK NOW:
Text or WhatsApp: 04859 00001
Call: 9359 0001

Special rates for SUVs ($99) and 4WDs ($109). See flyer for full T&Cs.

11/11/2025

Today, November 11th, we pause to remember and honour the brave men and women who served and sacrificed for our freedom. Their courage and legacy will never be forgotten.

Lest We Forget.

21/09/2025

🔥 SPECIAL OFFER! Save $100 at The Wash Mafia! 🔥

Get our Complete Full Detailing Package for just $199 (usually $299) and restore your car's shine from the inside out.

Package includes:
✅ Full Interior Steam Clean & Detail
✅ Full Exterior Wash, Wax & Polish
✅ Wheels, Windows, Trims & more!

Spots are limited and pre-booking is essential! Don't miss out.

📞 Book Now (Call or WhatsApp): 04859 00001
📍 Find us: 80 Camp Road, Broadmeadows VIC 3047
https://maps.app.goo.gl/QL5dTvU7tm98bm9E9

20/09/2025