23/10/2024
Meet The Waste Whisperer and two of the good looking lads from The Down To Earth Events Crew.
Consider us your local rubbish mafia.
If you have event waste, we'll just take it from you.
If you ask us about the desired location for your waste. You will lose your right to decide for yourself.
Our waste management team knows exactly what rubbish goes in what bin. That's why we are your Adelaide Event Waste Specialists
So get it through your head. No one asks the questions around here. When you know better, do better. Don't keep asking us to hold your hand.
Our right to reply, at any moment, with "compostable party ware has been around since 2008 in Australia. How have you not known about this yet?" is always an adequate response.
Here's our easy to follow no-nonsense guide for getting your rubbish in the right bin, every time:
If it's something made from a natural product - put it in the green bin.
If it's something resembling a drink can or drink bottle - put it in the yellow bin.
For everything else - put it in the red bin.
The Waste Whisperer will be keeping an eye on local celebrations around early December, when he attends Willunga's Dougstock. The WW will again be taking people's waste from them.
Those who put their waste in the correct bin, on the first try, without support from The DTEE Crew, will receive a raffle ticket.
People who did this at DTEE's last event
In early October went into the draw to win a Space Jams and Prize Pack.
The same strategy will be utilised for Dougstock.
Should anyone refuse a raffle ticket, that's ok. It takes more than that to ruffle The Waste Whisperer's feathers!
Plus, it just creates more rubbish.
One lucky ticket will grant it's owner a fleeting moment of happiness, or it will find it's way down the bottom of a landfill bin (when we all know it belongs in a green bin. It's made from PAPER people, c'mon!l)
Mess with the men cleaning up the mess and you will receive a strong message from us and it might get messy.
You've been warned