Gorilla Wash

18/10/2026

🚨🍂 THIS WEEK ONLY – ALL VALETS £45! 🍂🚨

🚗✨ GORILLA WASH – MOBILE VALETING & DETAILING 🦍

With the colder months creeping in, now is the perfect time to give your car some much-needed TLC! ❄️🍁

🔥 ALL VALETS JUST £45 THIS WEEK! 🔥

Whether your car needs a good freshen-up or some extra attention after all the dirt, rain and road grime, Gorilla Wash has you covered! 🧽💦

🏡 Mobile service – we come to you!

📍 WANT TO GET BOOKED IN?

Simply drop me a message with your location, and I’ll get back to you with my availability! 📲

📅 Limited spaces available this week, so don’t miss out!

⚠️ IMPORTANT SERVICE UPDATE ⚠️

Unfortunately, for the time being, we won’t be covering parts of Newcastle that require us to travel through the Clean Air Zone.

This is only temporary until my new van is on the road! 🚐💨

Apologies for any inconvenience, and thank you all for your continued support and understanding! ❤️

If you’re unsure whether your area is covered, just drop me a message and I’ll happily let you know! 📍

🦍 GORILLA WASH – Keeping your car looking its best, whatever the weather! 💎

12/10/2026

I have a slot around 12 available for a booking in gateshead today if anyone would like booked in drop me a message

11/10/2026

🚨🦍 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🦍🚨

🎉 WHO FANCIES WINNING A FREE GORILLA SPECIAL VALET?! 🚗🧼✨

We’ve been lucky enough to be given the opportunity to offer ONE LUCKY WINNER a FREE GORILLA SPECIAL VALET, kindly donated by the amazing The Finishing Touch! 🙌🔥

And the best part? It couldn’t be easier to enter! Just 3 SIMPLE STEPS that will take you less than a minute! ⏰👇

✅ STEP 1: LIKE 👍 and SHARE 🔁 this post!

✅ STEP 2: TAG 3 FRIENDS 👥 in the comments!

✅ STEP 3: ⭐ MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL! ⭐ Click on The Finishing Touch page tagged above and make sure you FOLLOW THEIR PAGE! 🚗💦

⚠️ ALL 3 STEPS MUST BE COMPLETED TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE OF WINNING! ⚠️

A massive thank you to The Finishing Touch for kindly donating this fantastic prize! ❤️👏

🍀 GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! GET LIKING, SHARING & TAGGING! 🍀 fans

04/10/2026

Lets run this again next week 😮‍💨 🦍

🍂🚨 RIGHT… MESSENGER IS BACK UP & RUNNING! 🚨🍂

Had an absolute NIGHTMARE with this app 🤦‍♂️😂 but we’re finally back in business!

And since the last Valet & Ceramic deal went absolutely MENTAL… we thought, why not run another one?! 👀🔥

🍁🚗 AUTUMN SPECIAL — ONLY £45! 🚗🍁

🧽 ANY VALET
➕
✨ 12 MONTH CERAMIC COATING
💥 ALL FOR JUST £45! 💥

Get your motor cleaned, protected and ready for the winter months 🌧️❄️🍂

Help protect that paintwork against all the rain, road grime & winter muck that’s on its way! 🚘✨

⚠️ LIMITED SPACES AVAILABLE ⚠️

The last deal went crazy, so don’t hang about! 🔥

📩 TO BOOK — MESSAGE ME YOUR LOCATION 📍

I’ll be grouping bookings in the same areas each day where possible, helping keep travel time down and making sure I’m on time for your booking slot 🚐💨⏰

Drop me a message with your location + preferred day and I’ll get you booked in! 🍂🚗✨

26/09/2026

🍂🚨 RIGHT… MESSENGER IS BACK UP & RUNNING! 🚨🍂

Had an absolute NIGHTMARE with this app 🤦‍♂️😂 but we’re finally back in business!

And since the last Valet & Ceramic deal went absolutely MENTAL… we thought, why not run another one?! 👀🔥

🍁🚗 AUTUMN SPECIAL — ONLY £45! 🚗🍁

🧽 ANY VALET
➕
✨ 12 MONTH CERAMIC COATING
💥 ALL FOR JUST £45! 💥

Get your motor cleaned, protected and ready for the winter months 🌧️❄️🍂

Help protect that paintwork against all the rain, road grime & winter muck that’s on its way! 🚘✨

⚠️ LIMITED SPACES AVAILABLE ⚠️

The last deal went crazy, so don’t hang about! 🔥

📩 TO BOOK — MESSAGE ME YOUR LOCATION 📍

I’ll be grouping bookings in the same areas each day where possible, helping keep travel time down and making sure I’m on time for your booking slot 🚐💨⏰

Drop me a message with your location + preferred day and I’ll get you booked in! 🍂🚗✨

13/09/2026

I am still doing what i can to get people booked in but i have received over 100 messages for this offer unfortunately i couldn’t possibly get 100 people booked in for a week but I’m trying to get as many as i can

11/09/2026

Please refrain from constantly messaging & commenting i am sitting making my way through messages sending me question marks or message after message results in your message going back to the top which means longer wait on your reply. Hounding me doesn’t get you booked in any quicker.

11/09/2026

Please bare with me i was expecting it to go mad but not this mad 😳😂 please if your messaging me let me know where your located and if its the valet and ceramic you would like or just the valet 🙌🏼 🦍

11/09/2026

🔥 ONE TIME DEAL — AND WE MEAN ONE TIME! 🔥

For 5 DAYS ONLY, we’re bringing you an offer we will NOT be repeating! 🦍💦

🚗 ANY VALET — JUST £25!
Yes… £25 gets you absolutely EVERYTHING included in our TOP VALET! 🤯🔥

✨ Want to take it up another level?
Add our 12 MONTH CERAMIC COATING for just £15! 🤩

🐾 PET HAIR: A £10 pet hair charge will still apply on top of the £25 valet where required.

⚠️ PLEASE READ:
This offer will run for 5 DAYS ONLY — NO WEEKENDS. I will NOT be travelling through the clean air zones with this deal either.

I currently have the diary open and there are a SET NUMBER OF SLOTS AVAILABLE. Once those slots are gone, THE DEAL IS GONE! 🔒

Please bear with me when messaging as I expect this to get VERY busy. I’ll get back to everyone as soon as I can.

❌ This deal will NOT be extended.
❌ This deal will NOT be repeated.
❌ Once the slots are full, that’s it!

❤️ This is genuinely a ONE-TIME DEAL as a massive thank you to all of our customers for supporting Gorilla Wash.

🦍 £25. 5 DAYS. LIMITED SLOTS. NEVER AGAIN.

📩 Message us NOW to secure your slot before they’re all gone!

24/08/2026

🦍🔥 This Golf R means business! 🔥🦍

This Volkswagen Golf R rolled into Gorilla Wash for the full Gorilla Special, and what a car to have in! 🖤🚗💨

We gave this beauty the attention it deserved with a thorough clean, bringing out that sharp finish and making sure it was looking every bit as good as a Golf R should. 🧼✨

Clean, aggressive and seriously good-looking — this one definitely stands out! 😍🔥

Another stunning motor leaving Gorilla Wash fresh, spotless and ready to hit the road. 🦍💦

💪 Performance deserves a proper finish — Gorilla style! 🦍