Pooper Scoopers- Yakima

05/20/2026

💩 DID YOU KNOW?

Archaeologists once discovered ancient human f***l matter weighing nearly 3 pounds… and researchers were able to analyze it to determine what the person ate before producing it.

Which is fascinating.

But unfortunately… your dog’s p**p from 2023 still isn’t historically significant.

Neither is the specimen from yesterday.

Or the one hiding behind the lawn chair.

Sorry to break it to you.

Thankfully, the P**per Scoopers - Yakima excavation team is standing by. 🟧

📅 Weekly, bi-weekly, and one-time cleanups available.

📩 Message us today and reclaim your backyard before it becomes a protected historical site.

We Scoop The P**p!


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05/19/2026

Backyards across Toppen*sh are sleeping a little easier tonight. 🫡💩

Because while your dogs are out creating chaos… we’re out here restoring order one scoop at a time.

Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear orange hammies and carry a shovel.

Clean yard. Happy dogs. Happy neighbors. Zero landmines.

Weekly service available throughout Yakima & surrounding areas. Message us today and let us handle the dirty work.

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05/18/2026

Retirement should be about Bingo nights… not backyard landmines. 💩😂

Good thing these two called P**per Scoopers for weekly yard servicing. We clean the dog p**p and they made the big game… imagine if they were stuck cleaning dog p**p, they might’ve never won that giant teddy bear. 🧸

Coincidence? We think not.

Let us handle the dirty work so you can get back to doing what you actually enjoy. Whether it’s Bingo, BBQs, or just relaxing in a clean backyard… we scoop the p**p so you don’t have to.

📍Serving Yakima & surrounding areas
💩 Reliable weekly service available
🟧 When you see the orange hammies… the p**p is in trouble.

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05/11/2026

Moms already clean up enough messes…

This Mother’s Day, give her one less thing to worry about and let us handle the dirty work. 💩

Our weekly service helps prevent the backyard disaster before it ever happens — because stepping in dog p**p shouldn’t be part of Mom’s weekend plans.

📍TEXT “NOP**P4MOM” to (509) 208-4644
for a LIMITED-TIME $10 Yard Service Special
🌷 Weekly & Bi-Weekly Service Available

🐾 P**per Scoopers- Yakima, "WE SCOOP THE P**P!"

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05/03/2026

Did you know? Dog p**p is not fertilizer.

Your pup may be cute, but those little “yard treatments” are not helping the lawn. Unlike cow manure, dog p**p can be too harsh for your grass and packed with bacteria you don’t want hanging around your yard, garden, shoes, or kids’ play area.

So no… it’s not natural lawn care.
It’s just p**p.

Let P**per Scoopers – Yakima handle the dirty work so your yard can get back to being a yard.

Call or text (509) 208-4644
We Scoop The P**p!

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05/01/2026

Be the neighbor with the clean yard, the good vibes, and the quiet respect of the block.

That’s where we come in.

We handle the dirty work so you don’t have to—
for your yard, your sanity… and yeah, your reputation too.

👉 Shoot us a message
👉 Lock in your spot
👉 Let’s get your yard back to dog-loving, not p**p-dodging

Because when you see the orange hammies…
the p**p is in trouble.

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04/24/2026

💩 Let’s be honest…

The average dog drops about ½ lb a day.
That’s 180 lbs a year.
Yeah… read that again.

180 pounds of doo doo sitting in your yard, waiting on you after a long day.

Now imagine never thinking about it again.
No smell. No stepping in it. No weekend cleanup you keep putting off.

That’s where we come in.

We handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your yard the way it was meant to be — clean, fresh, and stress-free.

First cleanup special available.
Message now and let’s take care of it.

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04/24/2026

POV: You finally cleaned the yard… felt accomplished… maybe even a little proud…

…and then he locks eyes with you and drops a fresh one like it’s a personal attack 💀🐶

This is exactly why we exist.
You dance.
We scoop.
The cycle ends here.

$15 Spring Scoop Special — because your dog has zero respect for your hard work.

📲 Text or call: 509-208-4644
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